[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I got a better one! I simply set in my warm den, look out the back window and when I see a legal deer open the window and take a shot, close the window.

Then I say..”WOMAN! I just shot winter meat about 100 yards from the house! Go cut it up-quick!”;-)

Then I go back to piddling around as I was doing before I looked out the window!

[suthener]

“when I see a legal deer open the window”

What...what kind of deer do you have there? Most around here can’t open windows. They have no thumbs. What do you do when an illegal deer opens the window?

[going hot]

I was on a call out to the farm, chatting with the husband.

The wife called out from the kitchen, " dear, you want pheasant for dinner?"

He said sure hon.

I heard a small caliber gunshot.

The wife simply shot through the kitchen window at the pheasants out in the yard eating with the chickens.