When I was young and not packing, I was treed by a huge boar.
I feel the same way every time I visit my brother=in-law.
I know how the Philistines felt when hit with the jawbone of an ass.
Years ago, a hunter who leased our place in the country was treed by 3 javelinas. He, dropped his gun as he was scrambling to escape. They were trying to knock the tree down. He yelled for almost half an hour, and some other hunters came to the rescue.