Wife: “How many times do I have to tell you? No running in the house!”
“Bears are the reason we can’t have nice things!” :)
Big Bear Chase Me! - The Great Outdoors (10/10) Movie CLIP (1988) HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ-MpPBDug
Wow.....terrifying.
I’d rather shoot it than have it tear up my house. There’s nothing wrong with bear steaks, bear hams, bear burgers, bear jerky, and the rest. Plus you get a nice bearskin rug that keep liberal sissies away.
saw this on icanhas.cheezburger.com last night ,scary
Man, I hate when that happens...
Did they take the pika-nic basket?
Outdoors (?) ping!
He bearly made it to his room. :-)
Goldilocks II: The Revenge.
Did he forget an anniversary?
When we go hunting we run around in the bear’s house and no one posts videos about it.
How was the porridge?
A woman I know decided she wanted to live in an old one room cabin up in the mountains near me. There are no roads going up to it, so she had a horse to get her and supplies to it. She managed to stay there about a year and a half before things really started becoming difficult. First, her horse slipped and broke its leg as it fell down a ravine. Then one night a bear decided it smelled something good inside the cabin and wanted in. She was asleep in bed when the door came crashing down with the bear on top of it. Fortunately for her she kept a rifle next to the bed. The bear wasn’t so fortunate. She gave up her mountain woman way of life shortly there after.
Last time I went up to that cabin it had reverted back to its dilapidated former condition, with the windows broken out and the door off its hinges. Somebody had pitched a tent inside and there were Mexican food stuffs on some makeshift shelves. There were also all kinds of gardening tools and rolls of irrigation lines scattered about. I was kinda hoping that the dope grower who had taken up residence had either been eaten by another bear or been scared off.
Should have sprayed for bears this year.
I hear bear tastes a lot like pork...