Skip to comments.Is Sweden prepared for Russian invasion?
Posted on 12/09/2017 10:14:40 PM PST by NorseViking
SNN: An ability of Sweden to defend itself has become a question of heated debate on nationwide 'People and military' conference. Today we invited to our studio a colonel Eric Lillestohl from the Defence Ministry HQ.
Lillestohl: Thank you.
SNN: Would be Sweden able to defend itself in case of external aggression?
Lillestohl: (laughter) You see, there is an widely supported opinion in expert community that Sweden has no actual risk of foreign aggression. In that sense we are absolutely ready.
SNN: Ok, let's rephrase my question. Are we hypothetically capable to counter invasion?
Lillestohl: (laughter) Why should we since there is no actual possibility for it to happen? Not this again. If you fear the Russians run to Norway as fast as you can. That's my suggestion.
Lillestohl: Defence ministry is permanently booking 20 rooms at Scandik motel in Oslo.
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Lillestohl: Military is a responsible spender and with latest budget cuts it is the most we could afford.
SNN: Do you want to say we aren't ready?
Lillestohl: Why are you saying this? We are adding new elements to a uniform. (Waiving a white scarf).
SNN: What does it means?
Lillestohl: That means we are surrendering without any conditions in Russian. 'Ya be goluboi'
SNN: What does it mean?
Lillestohl: 'I am not a homosexual'.
SNN: Are we going to get along with Finland for that purpose?
Lillestohl: (laughter) (saying gibberish) Did you understand me?
SNN: You may communicate in English with the Finnish.
Lillestohl: (saying gibberish) Did you understood now? Finnish, English you guess is all the same to us. Well, let's say we are working out ways to establish cooperation with Finnish military.
SNN: Is there anything in defence sphere we might be calm about.
Lillestohl: For whose anticipating Russian 'invasion' one thing has to be clear. If it ever took place the people protecting this country won't break their head on how to do the job as they do in current environment. The Russians would stop a real invasion from taking place.
'Ya ne goluboi'
Must have been a mis-type.
Arm all those Swedish muzzies. I’m sure they’ll fight for their new home. Somehow Sweden managed to find a group of scum even more feckless and cowardly than them.
Bizzare. Russia is about to invade Sweden and that’s the biggest current risk to Sweden... wow.
these 4 girls are the Defense Ministers of Norway, Sweden, Germany & The Netherlands... do ANY of them look ready?
Now in the Swedish dialect n"Cuckistani!":
Ja, Sverige är beredd på en invasion från Ryssland. Efter allt den koranimala invasionen har tappat dem utan år utan smörjning. Sveriges calloused anuses, inte heller "ani (skruv latin)?" Kan ta missbruk av den invaderande ryska horden med minimal smörjning.
They might be ready to service the invader...otherwise theyd better hope that there are hard men from better countries ready to save them.
Did I just say that?
Should we call it Swanglish?
if you dint, i will. the Old Norse Men are turning in their graves enough to cause an earthquake
They do look ready to spread their legs...diversity hires.
Better question is, why would Russia want to invade them? They’ve already got lots of violent Muslim minority populations, they don’t need another.
Yeah, you did. No problem though. Looking at these four women I can see now, without a doubt most of Western Europe is officially over and done with. It’s dead. There are no real men left in it. I’m seriously. In ten years Western Europe will be the new Middle East.
No. They look like the mere sight of a firearm would make them faint.
The greatest threast to Sweden is its own muslim population. A Russian invasion might help to fix that. Surely the Swedes can’t/won’t.
Exactly. If things get bad enough domestically, some leftwing libtard politician will propose inviting the Russians in to deal with all those New Swedes.
You realize that was a spoof from a comedy show
Might be time to revamp those S-Tanks.
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