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A Mid-Winter Special -- Groundhog Musings
Canada Free Press ^ | 02/01/2018 | Dr. Klaus Kaiser

Posted on 02/01/2018 12:19:10 PM PST by Sean_Anthony

internet-connectivity seems to be what really counts, even for dishwashers. Indeed, our new machine flashed a light in excitement about finding a signal from our router. It must have been really happy!

Dear Cousin Punxsutawney Phil,

Cordial thanks for your response to my letter of last year to our Aunt Climate. I think you were right on target and our great aunt has listened to our gripes. Of course, she’s not alone; as you know the U.S. President, in his speech on the State of the Union, a couple of nights ago, did not even mention “climate change” once. Presumably, he had read the letter too and him and aunty agreed to finally boost the production of that formerly claimed “evil-extraordinaire,” the trace gas carbon dioxide, also known as CO2 in the atmosphere.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: climate; groundhogday; internet; winter

1 posted on 02/01/2018 12:19:10 PM PST by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony

Happy Ground Hog’s Day Eve!


2 posted on 02/01/2018 12:19:45 PM PST by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Again? How many times must I live through this nightmare?


3 posted on 02/01/2018 12:22:06 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (The revolution will not be televised (at least, not by CNN).)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Maybe Groundhog Day will be tied to the release of the memo. May that day repeat often.


4 posted on 02/01/2018 12:24:25 PM PST by CatOwner
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To: Sean_Anthony
"...Groundhog Musings..."

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5 posted on 02/01/2018 1:02:37 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

hehehehehe


6 posted on 02/01/2018 1:02:59 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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