A Skeptic’s Translation of Statements that James Comey Made during his ABC Interview

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[davikkm]

The following translations of Comey’s statements are offered by a professional skeptic after hearing Ex-FBI Director James Comey’s answers to George Stephanopoulis’s questions that aired on ABC last Sunday evening. You can read a transcript of the interview here:

abcnews.go.com/Site/transcript-james-comeys-interview-abc-news-chief-anchor/story?id=54488723

The skeptic’s satirical translations appear in italics directly after Comey’s remarks.

JAMES COMEY: I went to the Attorney General (Loretta Lynch) and said, “You and I are both going to have public events coming in the next–” I think it was a few days later. “Do you think it’s time to do what the Department of Justice policy permits, in the appropriate case where there’s a public interest that justifies it, confirming that you have an investigation?” And she agreed.

Translation: Since we were both appearing at public events, I wanted to make sure Lynch and I were on the same page. And I’m glad I did since there was a difference between us as to how to characterize the FBI’s probe into Clinton’s handling of classified information on her private server. I cannot overemphasize how important it was to carefully coordinate details of one the biggest cover-ups in American history.

[bgill]

Spot on. Comey is such a weenie.