Posted on 07/31/2018 8:36:02 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful and things went from bad to worse when a wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely.
She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die!"
Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the cowboy from Montana stood up in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time, muscles rippled. No one moved. He removed his shirt.
She gasped...
Then, he spoke...
"Iron this -- and then get me a beer"!
#Gentlemen, not recommended for those who value quality-perhaps even LENGTH-of life!
An oldie but still good to see once in a while.
...Then make me a sammich!
Three women interviewed for a secretarial job. The prospective boss asked each candidate, “What would you do if you found a $100 bill on the sidewalk?”
The first woman said she would keep the money and spend it. The second said she would hold on to the money and return it if someone claimed it. The third said she would go straight to the police and turn in the money.
Q: Which candidate got the job?
A: The one with the biggest t*ts.
LOL!
I remember when an exclusive-male club near San Francisco decided under pressure to admit women. Someone said there would be a women’s exercise room that had in it vacuum cleaners and irons.
El Rushbo made a joke about the `womym’s gym’ years ago and infobabe Marky Post said he wouldn’t have left the studio alive if she had been there.
“You are under arrest because you DO believe women have a sense of humor!!!”
LOL.......this is gonna start a chain reaction I’m sure..:)
An oldie, but goodie. The protest lot at the Augusta golf tournament, protesting the male only membership policy.
I walked right by that group. Their outrage only lasted for one year, I think.
We don't even own an iron.
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