You have WAY too much time on your hands.
My wife and I own our own family cemetery on our 30 acres here in rural Florida. Established in 1937 by my wife's grandparents.
We pay no property taxes on the 1/2 acre for it. I keep it mowed and trimmed.
I joke with my wife, that when I die, to let me know so I could mow the grass so it would look nice for the funeral.