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My Funny Valentine — Out of the Closet With Cory Booker (Satire!)
Very Ersatz News ^ | October 25, 2018 | Chuck Tatum

Posted on 10/25/2018 11:01:33 AM PDT by rexthecat

VEN (WASHINGTON) — VEN‘s Senior Washington Correspondent Chuck Tatum caught up with beleaguered Senator Corey Booker (D-NJ) Wednesday, outside his campaign headquarters at the Gender-Neutral mens room in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. What follows is Part One of Tatum's on-the-fly interview:

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: genderneutral
More in your face satire from Very Ersatz News. Enjoy!
1 posted on 10/25/2018 11:01:33 AM PDT by rexthecat
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To: rexthecat

I’ve always liked that song. I’m not gonna let
“The Misadventures of Cory Booker (as seen behind closed doors!) take it away from me.
This only adds to Cory’s reputation of over-acting and clowning behavior.

Cory’s image to me will always be that moment of him sitting behind bench looking angry at Kristen Nielsen from Dept. of Homeland Security. Cory is making ‘Jazz Hands’ and acting like an enraged Monarch. Kristen probably had to stifle her laughter. “What is this, Big Time Wrestling behavior?” She thought to herself.


2 posted on 10/25/2018 11:09:28 AM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: rexthecat

Cory, do you like gladiator movies?


3 posted on 10/25/2018 3:55:08 PM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
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