lol
CNN has said twice that this issue should blow over in a day.
“Thank Heaven For Little Girls”
The Addams Family theme.
The Exorcist theme song.
I was thinking “I Touch Myself”...
The Beatles “Do You Want to Know a Secret”?
“...closer, let me whisper in your ear...”
Biden’s Theme Song. By Journey...
“Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’”
You make me weep and wanna die
Just when you said we’d try
Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’ each other
When I’m alone all by myself
You’re out with someone else
Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’ each other
You’re tearin’ me apart
Every, every day
You’re tearin’ me apart
Oh what can I say?
You’re tearin’ me apart
It won’t be long, yes, till you’re alone
When your lover, oh, he hasn’t come home
Cause he’s lovin’, who he’s touchin’,
He’s squeezin’ another
He’s tearin’ you apart
Every, every day
He’s tearin’ you apart
Oh girl what can you say?
Cause he’s lovin’, touchin’ another
Now it’s your turn girl to cry
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
(Adding to my To Do List.... Interpose pics of The Groper with all the men, women, boys, girls, State Troopers, farm animals, etc. he’s groped into the lyrics of this song.)
“Don’t Touch Me There”
“Don’t Stand So Close To Me”
She was just seventeen
You know what I mean
And the way she recoiled from my grabby hands
Oh, I’ll never run 2020, oooh
‘Cause I pawed her standing there
“I want to smell your (redacted)”
I was thinking Buddy Holly, “Peggie Sue”
A. I Want You To Want Me.
B. Sometimes When We Touch..
C. I Think We’re Alone Now.
D. Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?
E. Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer!
F. I Think I Love You.
Young Girl - Gary Pucket/Union Gap
Neil Diamond:
“And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulder
How can I hurt when holding you
One, touching one, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Sweet [fill in name]
Good times never seem so good
I’ve been inclined to believe they never would
Sweet [fill in name], good times never seem so good
Sweet [fill in name], I believe they never could..”
Read more: Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline Lyrics | MetroLyrics
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
Creepy Joe could be the spokesperson for the shampoo, Gee your hair smells terrific. If they have a feminine hygiene spray he could be a spokesperson for that too.