Posted on 03/01/2020 7:49:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Some more FUnny video clips gathered at random from around the Web for your SUnday entertainment. BTW, what was the scary ride that Janice was on? I would like to try that.
Catching a ride on your humor thread;) sod.
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.
“I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how did you do?”
“First Place” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
First Place” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?
They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?
Pinocchio says “This is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked
“Who the hell is Schiff?”
Janice:
Laughing her ass off, Enjoying the thrill...
Little Fat White Kid:
Screaming like a girl, bringing shame and disgrace to his ancestors....
Regardless... THAT was funny as Hell!!!!
Yeah, the contrast was stunning but HILARIOUS!
That’s a woman after me’ own heart!!!!
My girlfriend said she wanted to get a boobjob.
I told her, why just rub toilet paper between your boobs.
She asked, how is that going to make my boobs bigger?
I said, just look at what it did for your butt.
She still won’t answer my calls.
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