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5 types of UPS customers since the “rona”:
Anonymous | April 1, 2020 | Anonymous

Posted on 04/11/2020 8:46:41 AM PDT by tbw2

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To: hellinahandcart

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21 posted on 04/11/2020 9:13:58 AM PDT by sauropod (Pelosi Galore: We know she's lying when we see her dentures flying.)
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To: tbw2

I kind of resemble Steve, except I ration myself to one bottle of red wine a week and I don’t own any guns.

But don’t think I’m not a Second Amendment advocate. I am.

It’s just that I’m a lousy shot and I have other hobbies besides firearms. I’m on a pretty tight budget but I honestly can’t think of many things I really need just now.

Besides, having done more of my growing up in Miami than I would care to admit, I learned early that there are a lot of things you can do to protect yourself short of concealed carry. Not that I would discourage anyone who feels the need.

Above all, it’s vital to learn what places in your community are “no go zones.”


22 posted on 04/11/2020 9:15:40 AM PDT by Nothingburger
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To: Leaning Right

Probably. The handshake is to test general strength in a possible ally or enemy. The firmer, the more fit, the greater the potential. Part of the threat-assessment checklist.


23 posted on 04/11/2020 9:15:52 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: VanDeKoik; tbw2
6) Jack:
Jack isnt mentally ill like the first 5.
Jack knows his neighbors are and doesn’t associate with any of them.

7) Chuck, the UPS driver:

Chuck will outlive all of his customers, because half of Steve’s ammo, Brad’s granola, Nancy’s toilet paper, Mary’s booze and Karen’s whatever is still in his truck, after spilling out of crushed & ruptured boxes. Chuck doesn’t care if your package arrives intact, because he doesn’t have to (one of the advantages of a union contract ;>)…

24 posted on 04/11/2020 9:19:35 AM PDT by Who is John Galt? (****** BIDEN-JOHNSON ****** 'Because Guam doesn't deserve to capsize!')
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To: Leaning Right
Pajama Boy is sending frantic emails to Barack Obama, asking for free survival goods (but no guns, please).

Obama has invited him to walk to his mansion for his free supplies, reminding him to avoid using any fossil fuels as that makes the oceans rise.

[Side note: The mansion is on Martha's Vineyard, 7 miles off of Cape Cod. Have a fun swim!]

25 posted on 04/11/2020 9:21:18 AM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Leaning Right

[[If Steve is a true prepper, he would not demand a handshake. To the contrary, he would refuse one.]]

Are you gonna argue with Steve?


26 posted on 04/11/2020 9:24:48 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Nothingburger

we respect your decision not to have firearms, especially if you think you’re a poor shot

but frankly you really should get armed now(and when possible, get some basic training)....

you really really should, respectfully. now is not the time to be without basic defenses

as we were.
best,


27 posted on 04/11/2020 9:26:03 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: tbw2

Brad, Nancy, and Karen starred in “Idiocracy”.


28 posted on 04/11/2020 9:26:25 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: tbw2

That’s funny,,,


29 posted on 04/11/2020 9:26:43 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (He Hath Not Given Us A Spirit Of Fear)
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To: neverevergiveup

“Steve will probably eat him.”

probably more dangerous than bat guano soup


30 posted on 04/11/2020 9:29:02 AM PDT by Reverend Wright (TAX the WOKE !)
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To: Nothingburger

“No Go Zones”
.
If this “Virus”
is a First Strike
in a Coordinated
Attack on
Western Civilization,
You’re back porch
Will be a
“No Go Zone!”


31 posted on 04/11/2020 9:34:54 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (He Hath Not Given Us A Spirit Of Fear)
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To: Da Coyote

“Wellcome to Costco,
I Love You!”


32 posted on 04/11/2020 9:36:30 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (He Hath Not Given Us A Spirit Of Fear)
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To: tbw2

gin and tonic is the cure.


33 posted on 04/11/2020 9:37:33 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: tbw2

Now THAT’S funny!


34 posted on 04/11/2020 9:44:44 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: tbw2

Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh my corona ... With apologies to The Knack.


35 posted on 04/11/2020 9:47:45 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: tbw2

LOL.


36 posted on 04/11/2020 9:51:11 AM PDT by avenir
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To: volunbeer

That’s funny. I have been working full time through this thing (courier) and I was telling myself that as I purchase various things. “I’m helping!” LOL.


37 posted on 04/11/2020 9:53:47 AM PDT by avenir
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To: tbw2

Sounds about right. BTW, my name is Steve and my wife is Mary


38 posted on 04/11/2020 9:53:57 AM PDT by cyclotic (A vote for Democrats is a vote for lower traffic volumes)
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To: faithhopecharity

Thanks for replying to my post.

Believe me, I have thought a lot about whether I need a firearm. I’m always willing to change my views based on evidence.

However, I would need a lot more than basic training. I remember from my Army days that I was worse than a bad shot — I could barely qualify on my M-16. I couldn’t hold the rifle steady and my eyes couldn’t really focus on the target — and that’s with glasses that were perfectly fine for driving and all other purposes.

I’m fortunate enough to live in a low-crime area and don’t travel very often. Aside from a little volunteer work, I’m at home pretty much all the time.

While I have certain prepper tendencies, as I stated in my original post, I feel free to pick and choose according to what I think will work best for me.

Right now, I’m pretty happy about how well stocked I am with non-perishable food, toiletries, and other essentials.

Firearms will remain an open question for me. If I thought I had any latent ability as a marksman, I would have already purchased one and would no doubt be hitting the range often.

But at 62, I recognize that the Lord, in His wisdom, hasn’t given me much in the way of manual dexterity. The one thing I absolutely hate about myself is that I’m constantly dropping things. And it’s not like I’m careless or constantly in a hurry. I’m just a clumsy person, I’ve been that way all my life, and nothing I’ve tried helps all that much, aside from slowing down.

So, I think you may get an idea why I’ve always reserved judgment on firearm ownership.

Of course, all that may change. But God have mercy on whichever marksmanship instructor gets me.


39 posted on 04/11/2020 9:56:32 AM PDT by Nothingburger
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To: DannyTN

How long past a date can you go? What’s your criteria? Smell?

I watched a documentary formed around the idea of gleaning (Agnes Varda’s THE GLEANERS AND I, France), and one of the subjects decided he would live for a whole year eating the throwaways from restaurants, just to test himself/conserve. He used the smell test and said he never got sick.


40 posted on 04/11/2020 9:57:26 AM PDT by avenir
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