lol sounds about right
:)
Interesting.
Note to self: Ask shippers to use plain brown packaging.
6) Jack:
Jack isnt mentally ill like the first 5.
Jack knows his neighbors are and doesn’t associate with any of them.
LOL!
Steve is marrying Nancy because she doesn’t have any kids. The last thing Steve wants is someone else’s kids when he can raise his own little mini-Steve’s and mini-Nancys with the vigilany Nancy. When the apocalypse is over, he’ll reform Namcy’s well-intended but misguided instincts for survival through proper prepper training. :-D
“Steve will probably eat him.”
LOL!
Wonder what “Pajama Boi” is sipping these days and if it is still in the basement?
> Steve demands a handshake <
If Steve is a true prepper, he would not demand a handshake. To the contrary, he would refuse one.
pingy
This is pretty funny and well done.
I have gotten to know my UPS driver a bit and he has had some funny stories. The best was his QVC customers who have not missed a beat in doing their part to keep the economy rolling.
I’m Mary’s older sister. I’ll tag along, Steve likes me well enough.
ROFL!!!
LOL!!!
I don’t drink but I’m closer to Steve than any of them. My kids are home from college, and they keep trying to throw out the expired cans of food from previous prepping. I won’t let them.
Before they came home I had a can of tuna fish that expired in 2016. And I fed them a can of turnip greens that expired in 2017 and some frozen vegetables from 2016.
Some of the frozen stuff is just too freezer burned. I’ve been trying to go through it and clean out what will never get used.
Yesterday, I had some sugar free powerade drinks in the back refrigerator from 2016. They were really good with a little more liquid stevia.
I’m making a masked run to the grocery store once a week for fresh meats, milk and eggs. But I feel good about how stocked we are. We could go at least 2 months with a hard lock down.
For lunch yesterday, Shrimp and kale alfredo. Bag of frozen tail off shrimp, sauteed in a stick of butter until partially pink, a bag of frozen seasoning mix (diced onions, celery, peppers), a dash of shrimp boil, and a couple of tablespoons of basil, a family size bag of knoxx alfredo, replaced one cup of water with another cup of milk. Microwaved a bag of frozen kale and added it to the mix in the last few minutes.
Really good.
My daughter said we’re living our best quarantined life.
Is Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin on the list? Uh, no. I bought my ammo over the last several years from individuals only. Mene will get the drop on Steve, handcuff him around the neck of the neighbor’s cow and take HIS ammo. </s>
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I kind of resemble Steve, except I ration myself to one bottle of red wine a week and I don’t own any guns.
But don’t think I’m not a Second Amendment advocate. I am.
It’s just that I’m a lousy shot and I have other hobbies besides firearms. I’m on a pretty tight budget but I honestly can’t think of many things I really need just now.
Besides, having done more of my growing up in Miami than I would care to admit, I learned early that there are a lot of things you can do to protect yourself short of concealed carry. Not that I would discourage anyone who feels the need.
Above all, it’s vital to learn what places in your community are “no go zones.”
Brad, Nancy, and Karen starred in “Idiocracy”.
That’s funny,,,