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1 posted on 04/04/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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Stork?


40 posted on 04/04/2021 2:16:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I tbink the dye in your Easter eggs is giving you brain damage.


42 posted on 04/04/2021 2:18:46 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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With lots of practice and perfect aim.


43 posted on 04/04/2021 2:22:09 PM PDT by Third Wheel
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Let’s see if I’ve got this straight...
Three people having sex and their feet all akimbo...

Sounds reasonable for making babies...


47 posted on 04/04/2021 2:35:04 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another John Brown now that we desperately need him?)
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3D Printers


50 posted on 04/04/2021 2:42:53 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (That`s 464 people per square foot! Is this corrrect?? It was NYC.)
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How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?

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Maybe when the neighbor comes over and says

Here...hold muh beer...


52 posted on 04/04/2021 2:54:12 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (Daffy Duck for President would be a vast improvement over biden.)
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Way back when I was a teenager, 6 feet wouldn’t have been a problem.


53 posted on 04/04/2021 3:00:18 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
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    Background Music Link For This Thread   >>==>   "(Extra) Long Tall Texan"   -   Lyle Lovett    






(Of course, the "Extra-Long, Tall, Texan" referenced here, who is making babies while practicing 6-feet distancing safety procedures during romantic activities, is the horse.)

54 posted on 04/04/2021 3:08:38 PM PDT by Songcraft
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Well, I hate to brag


55 posted on 04/04/2021 3:20:15 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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Two black guys peeing over a bridge handrail...

One says...”Dat water cold!”.

The other says...”It deep too!”.


57 posted on 04/04/2021 3:29:39 PM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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Funnel?


59 posted on 04/04/2021 3:31:16 PM PDT by Bloodandgravy (Free America)
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61 posted on 04/04/2021 4:58:48 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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re: “How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?”

Alex, I’ll take Procreation for $200 ...

What is a turkey baster?


63 posted on 04/04/2021 5:10:42 PM PDT by _Jim (Save babies)
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Use a ten-foot pole


65 posted on 04/04/2021 5:24:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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I think there’s an app for your smart phone for six foot sex.


67 posted on 04/04/2021 5:47:41 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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LOL

That or a slingshot.


69 posted on 04/04/2021 6:13:55 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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Oh no, not one of these threads again.

What was the headline again? How did it have to do with the random factoids?


73 posted on 04/04/2021 7:41:50 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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There is a marine snail called Crepidula fornicata which forms stacks, the male being on top. Stephen Gould describes how this male manages to fertilize the females stacked beneath him:

Crepidula fornicata

In the chapter on Sex and Size in his book The Flamingo's Smile Stephen Gould discusses the remarkable sex life of the slipper limpet, Crepidula fornicata . This curious creature starts out life as a male. They form stacks, with the smaller limpets (male) at the top of the stack and the larger ones (female) at the base of the stack -- this creature is a protogynous sequential hermaphrodite, changing to female as it grows larger. In any case, because the small males at the top of the stack of limpets must have some reliable way of getting their sperms to the large females at the bottom of the stack, the species has evolved a penis that is far longer than the length of the rest of its entire body (it can extend past the several other males likely to be between one male limpet and the females below).

Well, that's ONE way.

77 posted on 04/04/2021 7:52:29 PM PDT by EinNYC
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