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How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?
Posted on 04/04/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76
Two hundred years ago, it would take months to get from New York City to Los Angeles. Hundreds of miles of rutted roads by horse and carriage and that would be the best part of the journey.
The people of 1821 would be amazed if they knew that within 200 years, you could make the journey in just a few hours in the comfort of a jetliner, where you would be drinking coffee or maybe having a Bloody Mary or two.
Now imagine that you could make the journey in just 15 minutes. How much would that change our world? We could have breakfast on the East Coast and be in Los Angeles before the sun even rises there.
You could live in the Mojave Desert of Southern California and commute to work in New York City. Or you could live in the backwoods of Maine and commute to LA.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: hgass; hgcrybaby; stupidvanity
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To: ConservativeInPA
Nobody’s going to hurt you.
You can speak freely.
What scared you so badly that you dared not address the person you were talking about?
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:17:56 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Balls To Picasso.)
To: SamAdams76
I tbink the dye in your Easter eggs is giving you brain damage.
To: SamAdams76
With lots of practice and perfect aim.
To: nickcarraway
It was either the dye in my Easter eggs or the mold in my ham.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:28:26 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
To: LukeL
Helium is inert, hydrogen is explosive.
To: humblegunner
Happy Easter humble to you & your beauties!
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:32:29 PM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: SamAdams76
Let’s see if I’ve got this straight...
Three people having sex and their feet all akimbo...
Sounds reasonable for making babies...
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:35:04 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is another John Brown now that we desperately need him?)
To: LukeL
But the helium is explosive. No, it isn't.
To: Bonemaker
Gads. That guy’s worse than Biden!
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:42:50 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: SamAdams76
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:42:53 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(That`s 464 people per square foot! Is this corrrect?? It was NYC.)
To: bunkerhill7
Thank you. I wondered about that myself.
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:45:24 PM PDT
by
sport
To: SamAdams76
How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?
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Maybe when the neighbor comes over and says
Here...hold muh beer...
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posted on
04/04/2021 2:54:12 PM PDT
by
Paleo Pete
(Daffy Duck for President would be a vast improvement over biden.)
To: SamAdams76
Way back when I was a teenager, 6 feet wouldn’t have been a problem.
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:00:18 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
To: SamAdams76
(Of course, the "Extra-Long, Tall, Texan" referenced here, who is making babies while practicing 6-feet distancing safety procedures during romantic activities, is the horse.)
To: SamAdams76
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:20:15 PM PDT
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
To: dfwgator
One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies!
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:27:39 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: SamAdams76
Two black guys peeing over a bridge handrail...
One says...”Dat water cold!”.
The other says...”It deep too!”.
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:29:39 PM PDT
by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
To: dirtymac
MAN 1 ON BRIDGE: The water sure is cold!
MAN 2 ON BRIDGE: And deep, too!
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:31:06 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: SamAdams76
To: moovova
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posted on
04/04/2021 3:31:25 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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