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How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?

Posted on 04/04/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76

Two hundred years ago, it would take months to get from New York City to Los Angeles. Hundreds of miles of rutted roads by horse and carriage and that would be the best part of the journey.

The people of 1821 would be amazed if they knew that within 200 years, you could make the journey in just a few hours in the comfort of a jetliner, where you would be drinking coffee or maybe having a Bloody Mary or two.

Now imagine that you could make the journey in just 15 minutes. How much would that change our world? We could have breakfast on the East Coast and be in Los Angeles before the sun even rises there.

You could live in the Mojave Desert of Southern California and commute to work in New York City. Or you could live in the backwoods of Maine and commute to LA.


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KEYWORDS: hgass; hgcrybaby; stupidvanity
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1 posted on 04/04/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

The big SPLASH


2 posted on 04/04/2021 1:39:28 PM PDT by laweeks (Just wait till you have to have a biopsy from your prostate, now that is an experience you will neve)
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Even people in 1821 would realize that the mess you wrote has nothing to do with the title.

They would likely invite you to join the Donner party so that
they could feed you to the donkeys and the slow children.

3 posted on 04/04/2021 1:40:20 PM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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4 posted on 04/04/2021 1:41:13 PM PDT by Bratch (The only way men or women can be judged is against the canvas of their own time. - Louis L'Amour)
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Babies CAN’T be made because male and female doesn’t exist anymore because it’s RACIST!


5 posted on 04/04/2021 1:41:42 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: Bratch

I knew the Easter Bunny would make its inevitable appearance.


6 posted on 04/04/2021 1:42:12 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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The Karen’s wearing a mask when by themselves in the car are also wearing a condom.


7 posted on 04/04/2021 1:42:29 PM PDT by albie
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Am I the only one happy that there was NOT a baby boom during COVID? Less people, more technological automation please!


8 posted on 04/04/2021 1:42:40 PM PDT by Clemenza
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“Now imagine that you could make the journey in just 15 minutes.”

illegals jump over the border in less time..


9 posted on 04/04/2021 1:43:23 PM PDT by max americana (FIRED LEFTARD employees at our office every election since 2008 and enjoyed seeing them cry.)
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very carefully


10 posted on 04/04/2021 1:43:56 PM PDT by Kevmo (The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
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11 posted on 04/04/2021 1:44:30 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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When I read humblegunner’s reply to your post, I didn’t need to read that he posted it. It was obvious after the first sentence. With that said, I really should feed the drama troll.


12 posted on 04/04/2021 1:47:50 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA (“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” ― Thomas Jefferson)
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How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?

High pressure.


13 posted on 04/04/2021 1:49:04 PM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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Wouldn’t change anything for me because I’d never set foot in LA!


14 posted on 04/04/2021 1:49:29 PM PDT by fortes fortuna juvat (Conceding the result of a fraudulent election is both irrational and immoral.)
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To: SamAdams76
Safe sex has become a bit of a challenge.


15 posted on 04/04/2021 1:50:08 PM PDT by PROCON (Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
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Everybody knows dirigibles are the future of travel. You can drink AND have sex. Slowly.


16 posted on 04/04/2021 1:50:13 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: humblegunner

Actually my ancestors had the surname Donner. I found this in my Ancestry Tree. I’m wondering if they were the same folks.


17 posted on 04/04/2021 1:52:20 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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To: ConservativeInPA
When I read humblegunner’s reply to your post, I didn’t need to read that he posted it.

I'm sorry that you're afraid to post things to the person you're talking about.

I hope that in the future you'll be able to man-up and actually
address those folks you are talking about. I'm sorry that you're so scared.

18 posted on 04/04/2021 1:52:44 PM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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Easy, you just have to hit it with a 10 foot pole.


19 posted on 04/04/2021 1:53:31 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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Hi.

Nice pic.

I have to confess, I can hit the urinal from three feet away, but six feet!?

Sorry, outta my range.

5.56mm


20 posted on 04/04/2021 1:55:32 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho ain't my president.)
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