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How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?

Posted on 04/04/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76

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61 posted on 04/04/2021 4:58:48 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: rlmorel

Hah...GMTA!


62 posted on 04/04/2021 5:04:11 PM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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re: “How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?”

Alex, I’ll take Procreation for $200 ...

What is a turkey baster?


63 posted on 04/04/2021 5:10:42 PM PDT by _Jim (Save babies)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Maybe they can use a garden hose.


64 posted on 04/04/2021 5:19:06 PM PDT by chopperk ( )
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To: SamAdams76

Use a ten-foot pole


65 posted on 04/04/2021 5:24:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: LukeL
Didn't the Supreme Court rule that it's illegal to say helium? I think you have to say shelium or something like that. Be careful. Using the wrong gender is dangerous.

Maybe it's best just to say H2.

No! Sh2!

No. Say: "the-one-with-only-one-proton-and-one-electron" just to be on the safe side. (Don't say atom--sounds too masculine.)

66 posted on 04/04/2021 5:34:45 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Many tears will fall as America falls.)
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To: SamAdams76

I think there’s an app for your smart phone for six foot sex.


67 posted on 04/04/2021 5:47:41 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: laweeks

Really good aim?


68 posted on 04/04/2021 5:49:47 PM PDT by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....)
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To: SamAdams76

LOL

That or a slingshot.


69 posted on 04/04/2021 6:13:55 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: Clemenza
Am I the only one happy that there was NOT a baby boom during COVID?

No. Lots of post modernist were very happy. They are also very happy wen people die. Because they don't like humans.

Less people, more technological automation please!

You realize that the technological progress comes from people right?

Lots of people in fact.

70 posted on 04/04/2021 6:24:23 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: ConservativeInPA; humblegunner

I don’t know, CIP. I can’t figure out what the title has to do with the article. So I must side with humblegunner on this one.


71 posted on 04/04/2021 7:25:12 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Especso ially now.)
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To: SamAdams76; Bratch

LOL! And our daughter made pancakes for Easter breakfast!

After which I gave her and her brother chocolate bunnies. ;)


72 posted on 04/04/2021 7:27:35 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Especso ially now.)
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To: SamAdams76

Oh no, not one of these threads again.

What was the headline again? How did it have to do with the random factoids?


73 posted on 04/04/2021 7:41:50 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I have no disagreement with anything that you said. Of course we need people to keep human civilization, but how many? If those who can afford to support their kids (including funding their education) want to have them, I am OK with that. I just don’t think we need an overall baby boom with the labor force evolving as it is.


74 posted on 04/04/2021 7:42:22 PM PDT by Clemenza
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To: Bratch

I wish I wasn’t orphaned from photo sharing. Still don’t know what to do since Tinypic died.

But I know you mean to say “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT”.


75 posted on 04/04/2021 7:44:39 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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To: M Kehoe

6 feet, that’s Sex with 3 people in between? No thanks.


76 posted on 04/04/2021 7:50:25 PM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: SamAdams76
There is a marine snail called Crepidula fornicata which forms stacks, the male being on top. Stephen Gould describes how this male manages to fertilize the females stacked beneath him:

Crepidula fornicata

In the chapter on Sex and Size in his book The Flamingo's Smile Stephen Gould discusses the remarkable sex life of the slipper limpet, Crepidula fornicata . This curious creature starts out life as a male. They form stacks, with the smaller limpets (male) at the top of the stack and the larger ones (female) at the base of the stack -- this creature is a protogynous sequential hermaphrodite, changing to female as it grows larger. In any case, because the small males at the top of the stack of limpets must have some reliable way of getting their sperms to the large females at the bottom of the stack, the species has evolved a penis that is far longer than the length of the rest of its entire body (it can extend past the several other males likely to be between one male limpet and the females below).

Well, that's ONE way.

77 posted on 04/04/2021 7:52:29 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: EinNYC

I hate show offs........


78 posted on 04/04/2021 7:54:55 PM PDT by David Chase
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To: Savage Beast

Boy I don’t know where to start here.

H is hydrogen, and IT is explosive. It is the one with 1 of each.

He is helium, which is NOT explosive.


79 posted on 04/04/2021 7:55:11 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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To: the OlLine Rebel

HE is Helium’s preferred pronoun........


80 posted on 04/04/2021 8:00:08 PM PDT by David Chase
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