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How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?

Posted on 04/04/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76

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To: ConservativeInPA

Nobody’s going to hurt you.
You can speak freely.

What scared you so badly that you dared not address the person you were talking about?


41 posted on 04/04/2021 2:17:56 PM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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To: SamAdams76

I tbink the dye in your Easter eggs is giving you brain damage.


42 posted on 04/04/2021 2:18:46 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: SamAdams76

With lots of practice and perfect aim.


43 posted on 04/04/2021 2:22:09 PM PDT by Third Wheel
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To: nickcarraway

It was either the dye in my Easter eggs or the mold in my ham.


44 posted on 04/04/2021 2:28:26 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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To: LukeL

Helium is inert, hydrogen is explosive.


45 posted on 04/04/2021 2:29:18 PM PDT by strings6459
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To: humblegunner

Happy Easter humble to you & your beauties!


46 posted on 04/04/2021 2:32:29 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: SamAdams76

Let’s see if I’ve got this straight...
Three people having sex and their feet all akimbo...

Sounds reasonable for making babies...


47 posted on 04/04/2021 2:35:04 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another John Brown now that we desperately need him?)
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To: LukeL
But the helium is explosive.

No, it isn't.

48 posted on 04/04/2021 2:41:55 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Bonemaker

Gads. That guy’s worse than Biden!


49 posted on 04/04/2021 2:42:50 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: SamAdams76

3D Printers


50 posted on 04/04/2021 2:42:53 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (That`s 464 people per square foot! Is this corrrect?? It was NYC.)
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To: bunkerhill7

Thank you. I wondered about that myself.


51 posted on 04/04/2021 2:45:24 PM PDT by sport
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To: SamAdams76

How are Babies made when you are having sex 6 feet apart?

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Maybe when the neighbor comes over and says

Here...hold muh beer...


52 posted on 04/04/2021 2:54:12 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (Daffy Duck for President would be a vast improvement over biden.)
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To: SamAdams76

Way back when I was a teenager, 6 feet wouldn’t have been a problem.


53 posted on 04/04/2021 3:00:18 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
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To: SamAdams76
    Background Music Link For This Thread   >>==>   "(Extra) Long Tall Texan"   -   Lyle Lovett    






(Of course, the "Extra-Long, Tall, Texan" referenced here, who is making babies while practicing 6-feet distancing safety procedures during romantic activities, is the horse.)

54 posted on 04/04/2021 3:08:38 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: SamAdams76

Well, I hate to brag


55 posted on 04/04/2021 3:20:15 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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To: dfwgator

One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies!


56 posted on 04/04/2021 3:27:39 PM PDT by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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To: SamAdams76

Two black guys peeing over a bridge handrail...

One says...”Dat water cold!”.

The other says...”It deep too!”.


57 posted on 04/04/2021 3:29:39 PM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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To: dirtymac

MAN 1 ON BRIDGE: The water sure is cold!

MAN 2 ON BRIDGE: And deep, too!


58 posted on 04/04/2021 3:31:06 PM PDT by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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To: SamAdams76

Funnel?


59 posted on 04/04/2021 3:31:16 PM PDT by Bloodandgravy (Free America)
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To: moovova

Damn, you beat me!


60 posted on 04/04/2021 3:31:25 PM PDT by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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