1 posted on
08/02/2021 1:17:00 PM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
I’ve been so accustomed to crap news today. Glad I noticed this was from the Bee.
2 posted on
08/02/2021 1:18:40 PM PDT by
rarestia
(Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
To: DFG
The Borg are all the same.
3 posted on
08/02/2021 1:19:55 PM PDT by
dblshot
To: DFG
I was just about ready to swallow the bait, when I noticed the Lure: Babylon, at it again!
To: DFG
These new featureless birth certificates should really boost voter turnout rates!
5 posted on
08/02/2021 1:25:24 PM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: DFG
What if you were born in California but identify as having been born in Lithuania?
6 posted on
08/02/2021 1:25:57 PM PDT by
Andyman
(The truth shall make you FReep.)
To: DFG
Babies aren’t worried about their gender. All they know is feed me, change me and love me. Of course if it was being carried by a “My body my choice” woman they may not be worrying about anything now.
7 posted on
08/02/2021 1:32:27 PM PDT by
antidemoncrat
(somRead more at: https://economicti)
To: DFG
Foretold in Monty Python’s THE MEANING OF LIFE(1983). Opening scenes of birth.
MRS. MOORE: Is it a boy or a girl?
OBSTETRICIAN: Now, I think it’s a little early to start imposing roles on it, don’t you?
8 posted on
08/02/2021 1:35:58 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
To: DFG
every birth certificate will only include the simple phrase "you were born."But, but, . . hey wait. I identify as a chicken. I wasn't born. I was hatched.
9 posted on
08/02/2021 1:47:34 PM PDT by
aimhigh
(THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
To: DFG
10 posted on
08/02/2021 2:18:34 PM PDT by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true)
To: DFG
Just custom photoshop all birth certificates on an “ad hoc” basis. Worked for Obama...
11 posted on
08/02/2021 4:55:07 PM PDT by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: DFG
Talk about assigning—*names* are the only entries actually “assigned” at birth, so maybe the entry for name should be left empty until the child decides what his/her/zir/their name is.
If I knew how to post pictures, I would include one of a teenager rolling his/her/zir/their eyes here.
17 posted on
08/03/2021 7:21:37 AM PDT by
Chicory
To: DFG; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
We must feed Whiro. Wokeness makes many meals for Whiro!
DANG!
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