HELP WANTED [Democrats and other idiots, this is /S]

the hills and valleys of my cerebrum | 11 Oct 2021 | LTC.Ret

[LTC.Ret]

This is a commission employment opportunity starting at 10% of net. Remuneration depends on success of collection. Opportunity for 7-figure income for the highly skilled and successful employee.

Looking for top notch patriotic hackers to recover funds generated by illegal immigration activity, and to repatriate costs expensed from taxpayer funds to handle the results of criminal activity.

The successful applicant will be able to hack into the accounts of various organizations associated with human trafficking, sex trafficking, drug trafficking, and other associated crimes to acquire possession of all funds available on behalf of employer. Knowledge of multiple platforms in various countries and skill in compromising security devices and software a must.

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer: Black Hat, White Hat, Bi-Hat, and all others undesignated or undeclared are invited to apply.

[LTC.Ret]

Maybe our FBI, CIA, DOJ, and other acronym agencies could hire a few of these rather than going after parents defending their children, selected protesters, and all elected Republicans.

[gw-ington]

Democrats and other idiots,

That's racist! Against who, I have no idea. But it's definitely racist!

Hmmm ... is it possible the Democrat Party Cabal has succeeded in totally brainwashing me (along with the majority of Americans) during the past two years?

[Chode]

oh HELL yeah...