Sometimes it’s a choice between divorce and an albatross around their neck.
I think climate change causes gender dysphoria and homosexuality.
Those trying to stop climate change are both cis-gender bigots and homophobes.
I think we should gave the albatross the same benefit of the doubt that libs gave to Bill Clinton: “It’s private behavior, it’s none of our business, it has nothing to do with their ability to perform their duties as albatross.”
So, what we learn from this is that big lies are like albatrosses. They fly around and land wherever whenever they want.
And they leave behind a mess.
Nah, they were living in sin.
Customer: What flavour is it?
Man: It’s a bird, innit? It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer: How much is it?
Man: Ninepence.
Customer: I’ll have two please.
These idiots think the climate changes in months and not hundreds of thousands or millions of years ,LOL
I have a set of Nitto Albatross bars on one of my bikes.
Does that have any bearing on climate change?
The Babylon Bee should sue the Royal Society Journal for restraint of trade.
Publishing satire in a science journal demonstrably harms real satirists.
Paging Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Albatross expert needed.