Looks like a stapler.
Hey. You know, suicide. If you don’t mind going straight to hell…
Even Woody Allen said, as one of his characters, “life is about suffering, otherwise, what’s it all about?”
That reminds me, Thursday is Soylent Green Day.
And sarah Palin was laughed at for mentioning death panels. Now here we are. Gotta wonder when they will mandate these pods to deal with conservatives they deem dangerous because of the promotion of free thought expressed through free speech. And THEY said it couldn’t happen?
The editor should kill himself.
I saw suicide booths in Futurama (pilot episode) at the end of ‘99. They are so ‘prophetic’ ~s/
Put one on Death Row, problem solved.
Can we send a bunch of these to a certain place?
One for each state prison. I will contribute financially.
this makes no sense.
If you want to help the Darwin theory I guess at least no one is mandating that you do so.
hopefully soon we can have wars where the computers tell us who is dead.
It is so expensive when infrastructure is lost and pipelines do not contribute to global warming, it is mostly cow farts.
Cows should be eliminated too, Everyone in the media and TickTock would way rather have and impossible ‘burger’ cause well something
I don’t understand the use of such a complicated device. Apparently, you can order a suicide kit over the internet that’s a drawstring bag with a small cylinder of (I think) nitrogen. There’s no sensor in the lungs for nitrogen like there is for CO2. An overload of CO2 will create all sorts of discomfort. Nitrogen displaces the oxygen, and you pass out and suffocate without any discomfort.
I once worked in a huge industrial building with a controlled access work area that had a code-locked door. On the other side of the wall was a gigantic nitrogen tank. Some pipes that brought nitrogen through the controlled access area to a place where it was used began to leak. Everyone in the room died apparently unaware there was a problem. Someone opened the door and saw everyone on the floor and fortunately didn’t go in. My understanding is just a couple of breaths, and you would pass out.
I’ll bet Medicare has already assigned them a code and a copay.
Soylent green.
Nitrogen tank and oxygen mask would be much simpler.
Well, since the eco Left views carbon as a pollutant that must be reduced, this would be a Soylent Green solution for all those who want to help the war on civilization.
The Sarco pods have been displayed in the Netherlands and Germany…
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Hey boys and girls, the gas chambers are back in Germany! Now updated looks for the 21st Century!
(This timeline sucks.)
Carbon Monoxide is even surer. It binds to hemoglobin permanently, basically sabotaging the blood. 3 deep breaths of pure CO, and you’re dead. Not even immediate pure O2 and CPR can save ya.
Replace the nitrogen with helium. May as well have a few laughs over the last words.
Don’t these people have garages and car keys? We’ve had do-it-yourself death pods for decades.
Undoubtedly designed by extremely competent German engineers.