Posted on 06/01/2023 5:04:44 AM PDT by DFG
U.S. — According to sources, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will announce his candidacy for president next week. Already, several political analysts are predicting that he will eat the competition's lunch.
"Make no mistake, every Republican candidate in this race is in danger of having his or her lunch eaten by Chris Christie," said statistician Nate Silver. "He will also eat their breakfast, their dinner, and any snacks they may have lying around. No candidate is safe."
Christie's campaign team is touting him as a well-rounded politician with very wide appeal who will address the heavy issues Americans are most concerned about. "He brings a gravitas other candidates lack," said a spokesman for the campaign. "Only Christie can tackle the broad range of problems we face in this country."
At publishing time, Trump and DeSantis had realized they were in trouble after Republican officials announced the primaries would be decided by a hot dog eating contest.
LOL!
Chris Christie does not have gravitas but he does have the mass to support his very. own gravity field
Hilarious.
Ann Coulter, bless her heart, supported both Chris Christie and Mitt Romney in the primaries when they ran for President. Her reasoning was that she was impressed by Republicans who did well in Democrat states. It makes sense. However, it implicitly assumes that they are true Republicans. With the benefit of hindsight (no Christie jokes!), Christie and Romney were Republicans in name only.
Nice of them to say up front what a criminal he is who’ll stoop to anything to win.
You mean he’ll eat the competition.
Merciless! LOL!
Don’t let him anywhere near swans.
Has been egos never die.
Who is Chris Christie? Who cares?
LOL
(Could the BB get arrested in NYC?
Adams outlawed weight discrimination.)
Ann C. Is completely irrelevant.
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