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Disney Awarded Defense Contract After Producing More Bombs Than Lockheed Martin
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/28/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/28/2023 2:40:10 PM PST by DFG

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1 posted on 11/28/2023 2:40:10 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

HILARIOUS!


2 posted on 11/28/2023 2:47:36 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: DFG

Disney should send their bombs to Ukrania


3 posted on 11/28/2023 2:55:48 PM PST by NWFree (Sigma male πŸ€ͺ)
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To: DFG

“When we mentioned that our last bomb cost $300 million the Department of Defense said ‘You’re in our league now, boy!’”


4 posted on 11/28/2023 2:59:16 PM PST by Billthedrill
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LOL———At publishing time, with tensions increasing overseas, the Pentagon was eagerly awaiting the Disney release of its CGI-live-action remake of Snow White, which insiders speculate may be Disney’s biggest bomb yet.


5 posted on 11/28/2023 3:01:37 PM PST by Liz (Women have tremendous power β€” their femininity, because men can't do without it. Sidney Sheldon)
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To: DFG

Now that’s FUNNY. I don’t care who you are.


6 posted on 11/28/2023 3:04:07 PM PST by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: ad ferre non, velit esse sine defensione)
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To: DFG

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


7 posted on 11/28/2023 3:05:08 PM PST by ducttape45 (Proverbs 14:34, "Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.")
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that’s gold Jerry, GOLD!


8 posted on 11/28/2023 3:10:52 PM PST by mykroar (what is extraordinarily important is thisβ€”who will count the votes, and how. - J0eStalin)
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To: DFG

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘


9 posted on 11/28/2023 3:23:19 PM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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“Disney Awarded Defense Contract After Producing More Bombs Than Lockheed Martin”

Considering what the DOD has become, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Disney is getting some BIG CONTRACTS due to their ‘woke’ bombs. Maybe stuff like simulators (or stimulators, not sure with this bunch) for military hardware.


10 posted on 11/28/2023 3:43:02 PM PST by BobL (Trump gets my vote, even if I have to write him in; Millions of others will do the same)
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To: DFG

Reminds me of fifty three years ago when Nixon was bombing North Vietnam and NBC was making TV shows that failed.
In a LAUGH IN joke the newsman looked at the future and said he foresaw future US President Goldie Hawn asking NBC to stop the bombing! Huge amounts of laughter from the audience.

I guess if he had looked farther he would be asking Disney to stop the bombing.


11 posted on 11/28/2023 3:43:35 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: DFG

Now That’s Funny!


12 posted on 11/28/2023 4:23:51 PM PST by epluribus_2
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To: DFG

Now that’s FUNNY!!! Eat your heart out CNN, scooped again


13 posted on 11/28/2023 4:35:53 PM PST by eyeamok
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To: DFG

I love the Babylon Bee!
Their work is just priceless.


14 posted on 11/28/2023 5:49:00 PM PST by sjmjax
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