<Vanity>What would you do.

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[Legerdemain]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES AND TEXANS

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Conservative Answer:

BANG!

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Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

(sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips?"

[Uri’el-2012]

You own a G27. My G23 has 13!

[LooneyTick]

My Glock 23 has 14, I don't plan on jacking one into to chamber for it is already there.

[FateAmenableToChange]

Trade up to the G23 - no significant loss of concealment over the baby glocks. No matter what everyone says, the compact frames are truly things of beauty.

[Living Free in NH]

Why was the wife (and kids, I guess) not armed?

[ned_budge]

Another liberal Answer:

Oh great! now I'm not going make it to the 'guns for money' dropoff in time.

[Khurkris]

BANG! BANG!.....45acp. When you absolutely positively need them down fast.

...a double tap'll do ya!

[Fudd]

This is a trick question. The liberal knows that guns are safe only in the hands of police and Hollywood bodyguards, so he has no motivation to learn how to use one.

[OESY]

This reminds me of a story that came out of the NYC court system:

Judge: "The Court acknowledges that the victim was a recidivist who had been convicted of multiple felonies and was a suspect in several sex-related crimes, but why did you shoot him six times?"

Officer: "Your Honor, that's all the bullets I had."