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Indian woman hass Married a Statue
Ananova ^ | 11/19/03 | Unknown

Posted on 11/20/2003 9:22:18 AM PST by FlyingA

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To: FlyingA
At least we don't have to worry about the statue taking one of our jobs. .... or do we? You just never know what our brilliant executives will do. "We won't even have to pay him at all... and he never takes a break" CEO of EDS.
21 posted on 11/20/2003 9:39:09 AM PST by StolarStorm
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To: FlyingA
She'll dump him the first time he gets plastered.
22 posted on 11/20/2003 9:41:39 AM PST by Consort
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To: StolarStorm
WOW Excellent point ther StolarStorm

He might apply to become an H1-B and jolly on over here.
Ya that's the ticket.

Wait, no what if she ships him here and donates to have it erected next to the Statue of Liberty or something.

No, never mind.
23 posted on 11/20/2003 9:43:10 AM PST by FlyingA
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She has a model husband.
24 posted on 11/20/2003 9:44:14 AM PST by Consort
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To: FlyingA
Could Micheal Jackson

No out of the question
25 posted on 11/20/2003 9:45:04 AM PST by FlyingA
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To: martin_fierro
"What's that stain on your collar?!"

"It was a pigeon! Honest!"

26 posted on 11/20/2003 9:45:53 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: FlyingA
If she sits it on the couch, puts a remote and a bottle of beer next to it and turns on the TV, who will know the difference?
27 posted on 11/20/2003 9:45:56 AM PST by meowmeow
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To: Consort
You're killing me! Lol!
28 posted on 11/20/2003 9:46:12 AM PST by StolarStorm
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To: FlyingA

29 posted on 11/20/2003 9:46:13 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Taglineus Interruptus)
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To: FlyingA
Now wait...what gender is the statue? (Of course, she could always just move to Mass. if that was a problem.)

Gum

30 posted on 11/20/2003 9:46:20 AM PST by ChewedGum (http://king-of-fools.com)
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To: FlyingA
Picture of the groom --


31 posted on 11/20/2003 9:46:56 AM PST by My2Cents ("Well....there you go again...")
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To: ChewedGum
TED?
32 posted on 11/20/2003 9:47:45 AM PST by FlyingA
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To: FlyingA; martin_fierro; mhking

33 posted on 11/20/2003 9:49:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: Hodar
"OK, so as the statue has no feelings either way on the curtains, her blouse, her hair, whether a dress makes her feel fat, or the decorating ideas she has seen in a magazine, I have a simple question.

Is he still wrong? "


Of course he is!
34 posted on 11/20/2003 9:49:56 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps ("DOH!" - Homer J. Simpson)
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To: FlyingA
An Indian woman has married a statue.

Totem pole?

35 posted on 11/20/2003 9:51:01 AM PST by Protagoras (Hating Democrats doesn't make you a conservative.)
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To: FlyingA
He's one of a cast of thousands.
36 posted on 11/20/2003 9:51:57 AM PST by Consort
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To: GreenLanternCorps
Is he still wrong?

Of course he is! You also get in trouble for hesitating when responding to those questions.

37 posted on 11/20/2003 9:52:20 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: FlyingA
It was probably a better pick than the arranged marriage her family was cooking up for her.
38 posted on 11/20/2003 9:53:16 AM PST by foolscap
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To: FlyingA
"Sometimes I think we've been given a bad rap over the years"

I never even knew that Al Gore was divorced.

39 posted on 11/20/2003 9:53:32 AM PST by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: Hodar
"Is he still wrong?"

But of course! He never "does" anything for her.

40 posted on 11/20/2003 9:54:58 AM PST by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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