Does Your Cat Run the House?

Cat Humor, Jokes and Laughs ^

[sweetliberty]

Anybody got a kitty ping list?

[sweetliberty]

Kitty ping!

[martin_fierro]

PurrPing.

[hellinahandcart]

Of course my kitties run the house. Isn't that normal? ;D

[OMalley]

LOL!

Thanks for adding me to the kitty ping:)

[sweetliberty]

"Isn't that normal?"

Yes, but of course, not everyone is aware of this. An occasional refresher on the rules according the cat is a good idea from time to time. Saves wear and tear on the frazzled nerves of unsuspecting pet humans.

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[WatchOutForSnakes]

Amazing. My cats have done every last one of those things. Everybody that knows me knows who runs this household.....and it ain't me.

[OMalley]

Lets not forget that not only do they run the house, but we humans are expected to be mind readers!

my little guy will huff and puff and sigh until i figure it out. If i happen to be to slow that day, its followed by a scowl and tail flick, a fly by is sometimes effective too;)

[sweetliberty]

Cat Translation Dictinary

[Mo1]

Nope .. the dog ate the cat

Oh ok .. I never had a cat .. but the dog would chase it all over the house if I did

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This kitty eats dogs.

After cooking them with his gaze.

[sweetliberty]

[cavtrooper21]

Ahhhh. Kitties!!


The other white meat!!!
Just kidding, I don't mind well behaved indoor fuzzballs for short periods (I'm mildly alergic).
I do mind the semi-ferals that roam my nieborhood and do the usual kitty things in my flower bed, on my house and in my garden. Not to mention the damage they do to the wildlife around my house.

[Spunky]

"DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws."

The neighbors cat who decided it was my cat knocks on my front door to get in. When inside my house though and the door to one of the bedrooms is closed he starts clawing at the carpet to get in the bedroom and I pretty much have a bare spot in my carpet now.

I am about ready to ring his neck.
I won't though because he loves me.:-)

[kitkat]

***Oh ok .. I never had a cat .. but the dog would chase it all over the house if I did***

Don't be so sure, Mo. My four-pound kitty was very helpful in teaching my Irish setter the rules of the house (cat rules, that is) and implementing them with strict observance.

When Miss Kitty was locked out, the dog begged me to let her tormentor in. . When Kitty was sick, the dog never left her side. (Except of course to eat a whole coffee cake from the kitchen table while Kitty was disabled.)

[ValerieUSA]

Thanks Libby - this is great!

[sweetliberty]

Perfect! Here's an older one of Nermal.

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[ValerieUSA]

Yoda "helps" or supervises my cooking by sitting on my foot every time I'm in the kitchen.

[sweetliberty]

Nermal has an aversion to sleeping humans and he likes to play "king of the hill" by himself. Nermal torments me whenever I am in bed any more. He thinks that any part of my face is fair game when I'm sleeping trying to sleep. I get these "love pats" all over my face, with claws slightly out (kneading style), a wet nose in the eye or against bare skin, or if he is resigning himself to another half hour in bed in the morning, he makes that announcement by sprawling his entire body across my face. He doesn't get why that doesn't work for me. As he gets older, he seems to be afflicted with "twinges." This means that any time his food dish threatens to be close to empty, he has an irresistable need to demand it be replenished. This is canned food now...his dry food dish stays full. Whereas he used to be content to have canned food twice a day, we are now up to 4 or even 5 feedings a day. I think this is to make me pay for those times when I am not here.

[ValerieUSA]

Yoda conquered our vacuum cleaner - he is so brave when it is unplugged.