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Song Parody - Wishing We Had Won Florida!
LonePalm | 12/08/2003 | LonePalm

Posted on 12/08/2003 5:47:35 AM PST by LonePalm

Wishing We Had Won Florida
By R. Smith & F. Bernard
Parody by LonePalm

Cell Phones ring, are ya listenin'
On the bay, sun is glistenin'
It’s sunny all day, the snow stays away
Election time in southern Florida.

Gone away is the bad chad
Here to stay is the Baghdad
Dean sings a sad song as we go along
Wishing we had won Florida!

In the papers we can build a straw man
And pretend that Gore really won.
We'll say, "Are you harried?” they'll say, "No man!"
Dubya did the job while you were gone.

Later on we'll perspire
As we sit in our fire
To face quite afraid, the plans that we made
Wishing we had won Florida!

In the papers we can build a straw man
And pretend that Gore really won.
We'll say, "Are you harried?” they'll say, "No man!"
Dubya did the job while you were gone.

Later on we'll perspire
As we sit in our fire
To face quite afraid, the plans that we made
Wishing we had won Florida!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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This is the hat trick for the day.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

1 posted on 12/08/2003 5:47:36 AM PST by LonePalm
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To: Bella_Bru; RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; ...
WFTD Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

2 posted on 12/08/2003 5:48:18 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm
More song parodies.

You've outdone yourself this time.
3 posted on 12/08/2003 5:49:34 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Hush puppies contain no puppies, I hope)
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To: NonValueAdded; MoralSense; T Lady; Grampa Dave; doug from upland; mrustow; sauropod; Mudboy Slim; ..
Parody Ping

Here's your Christmas song LisaMalia.

Please let me know if you want on or off the Parody ping list.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

4 posted on 12/08/2003 5:49:56 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm; hellinahandcart; NYC GOP Chick
pretty good.
5 posted on 12/08/2003 6:21:37 AM PST by sauropod (I believe Tawana! Sharpton for Prez! Slap the Donkey or Spank the Monkey? Your Choice)
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To: LonePalm
ha! ha! Merry (almost) Christmas ! ...


6 posted on 12/08/2003 6:36:33 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (George Soros "MINOB": http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/SorosRatsA.JPG)
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To: MeeknMing


7 posted on 12/08/2003 6:37:05 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (George Soros "MINOB": http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/SorosRatsA.JPG)
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To: LonePalm; floriduh voter; Ragtime Cowgirl; MeeknMing
Another great one LonePalm! I don't see the AC/DC one. I freep mailed you the wav link. I think it is a good one!

Fun parody thread, ping!
8 posted on 12/08/2003 6:49:58 AM PST by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: LonePalm
I love it, thanks! I'll be humming this one all day!
9 posted on 12/08/2003 7:24:43 AM PST by LisaMalia (Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
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To: LonePalm
You've out done yourself.............again!!!
10 posted on 12/08/2003 7:36:06 AM PST by Gabz (Smoke gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - swat'em!!!)
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To: Calpernia; LonePalm
Howdy ! ...



Check out Al Gore's REVIEW of Cast Away.


11 posted on 12/08/2003 7:44:22 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (George Soros "MINOB": http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/SorosRatsA.JPG)
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To: MeeknMing
"I'll get you, my little pretty...and your little dog, too!"- Howard (the Duck) Dean to President George W. Bush.

MEEK-A-BUMP!! LOL!

-Regards, T.
12 posted on 12/08/2003 7:56:12 PM PST by T Lady (Who Let the 'RATS Out?!!)
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To: T Lady
"I'll get you, my little pretty...and your little dog, too!"- Howard (the Duck)
Dean to President George W. Bush.

Bring it on ! ...


13 posted on 12/09/2003 2:30:39 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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To: T Lady


14 posted on 12/09/2003 2:32:29 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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