I SEE NOTHING ... NOTHING!
Posted on 12/10/2003 11:40:49 AM PST by dighton
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police charged a man with drugs possession after officers spotted a small quantity of heroin concealed in his ear when he entered a police station to check if he was on their wanted list.
“I suppose he may have heard he was wanted for some offence and just wanted to see if the police had anything on him,” Volker Pieper, a spokesman for police in the central city of Kassel, said Tuesday. “It didn’t go quite as he had planned.”
As the 33-year-old man, a known drug abuser, questioned police, an officer noticed a suspicious lump stuck in his ear which turned out to be a gram of heroin, said Pieper. Police confiscated the drug before filing charges.
The tipoff was the guy couldn't hear the answers to his questions.
Officer: Entschuldigung. Sie haben Heroin in Ihrem Ohr.
Man: Was?
Officer: Sie haben Heroin in Ihrem Ohr.
Man: Was?
Officer: Sie haben Heroin in Ihrem Ohr!!!
Man: Es tut mir Leid. Ich kann nicht Sie hören. Ich habe Heroin in meinem Ohr!
Yep, that joke still sucks...
Even without the funny earload this guy is not a borderline genius.
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