H. Dean Got Endorsed by an Al Gore - Song Parody

LonePalm | 12/15/2003 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

H. Dean Got Endorsed by an Al Gore

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" - Written by Randy Brooks
Parody by LonePalm
As sung by Bill Clinton

H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hill’ry, we deceive.

He'd been thinkin' in a bad fog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd refused his medication,
So he stumbled with the Bore into the woe.

When they found him ‘lection mornin',
At the scene of the flash back.
There were chad prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' knife stabs in Joe’s back.

H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore,
posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hill’ry, we deceive.

Now were all so proud of Hill’ry,
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there playin' foosball,
Drinkin' beer and throwin' things and raisin’ Hell.

We think we’ve reached our nadir.
None of the Dem’s will be seen.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we hold our nose or just vote Green?

(JUST VOTE GREEN!)

H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore,
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hill’ry, we deceive.

Now the fat is in the fire
And the Party’s like the Whigs
And the incense smells like sandal,
It look’s like we have zagged when we should zig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
"Better watch out for the Deans."
They should never give the nomination,
To a man who ups the tax and marries queens.

H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore,
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hill’ry, we deceive.

[LonePalm]

Merry Christmas Y'all.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[RikaStrom]

LOL, very nicely said LP.

Now I have that tune running through my head.

[Gabz]

LOL!!!


BTTT

[LisaMalia]

I'm printing this one out to show to my family!
Merry Christmas!!!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !! ...

H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore
Posing up in Harlem just this week.

Sharpton revs up against Dean
(Click here or on the pic for entire article)

At stake for Sharpton is control, both of his home turf and the African-American wing of the national party. He won't look kindly on any presidential candidate, including Dean, who doesn't recognize his primacy. In fact, he's threatening to sit out the 2004 election. "I'll just go back to Harlem," he says. Let Dean explain that to black voters.

(credit to Registered for original pic of Kerry/Dean)

[MeekOneGOP]

[bwteim]

Great job!

[T Lady]

ROTFLMBO...this is just TOO hilarious for words!

...You can definitely say ol' Al did a Hit'n Run on poor Joe Lieberman. Some friend!

-Regards, T.

[T Lady]

HO, HO, HO!!!!

...This is comical, Lone! The Dims are eating each other alive!

-Regards, T.