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Worst Christmas Gifts Ever
Posted on 12/22/2003 1:01:05 PM PST by shotgun
Okay Freepers, it is that time of year when we start wondering what we are going to get from Santa, and of course we are forced to remember the ghosts of Christmas' presents past.
Can anyone beat a USED snow shovel? Hmmmmm
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:01:06 PM PST
by
shotgun
To: shotgun
Socks? Oh wait, I want some of those.
To: shotgun
Monogrammed snot rags.
To: shotgun
Used (and broken) 8-track player.
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:03:32 PM PST
by
theDentist
(Tagline deamed un-inhabitable. Condemned. New Location sought....)
To: shotgun
A Tuneyville Choo-Choo (ages 3-6) when I was 12. :)
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:03:45 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
To: shotgun
"Leaves of Grass"
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:03:54 PM PST
by
IncPen
( "Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts!" "Saddam is in our jail!")
To: shotgun
The flu....caught from your-ex boyfriend.
To: shotgun
I'd take a used snow shovel over barbie dolls anyday...
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:04:30 PM PST
by
k2blader
(I will shake the nations, and the desired of all nations will come. - Haggai 2:7 -)
To: Fred Mertz
Point of clarification: These would be gifts that were actually received...
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:04:31 PM PST
by
shotgun
To: shotgun
Well, a nice gift certificate to a local fat farm is one of those gifts that sends multiple messages...
To: Fred Mertz
Never understood that. Is someone actually afraid someone else might try to take their nasty handkerchief?
To: shotgun
Ok, here are a few things I would not want to see in my Christmas stocking.
1. Nude pictures of Helen Thomas, Hitlery, or Janet el Reno.
2. Anything Chia
3. That stupid Hitlery book.
4. Anything written by Al Franken.
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:05:04 PM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: TheBigB
*LOL* That's gotta hurt.
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:05:41 PM PST
by
k2blader
(I will shake the nations, and the desired of all nations will come. - Haggai 2:7 -)
To: shotgun
Does getting your gallbladder removed two days before Christmas count as a Christmas gift?
To: shotgun
I still have them at home in their original box collecting dust. Okay, their proper name is handkerchief.
To: FeliciaCat
You have mistaken me for a "breach loading" shotgun...
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:02 PM PST
by
shotgun
To: shotgun
I don't know if this beats a used snow shovel, but it did make me cry.
My boyfriend gave me plastic Star Wars dishes, cups, etc. for Christmas, and to top it all off, they were Episode 1, for goodness' sakes!
To: shotgun
Underwear from office’s Secret Santa who happened to be my siste...
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:19 PM PST
by
Ed_NYC
To: shotgun
His old (used) AF gym shorts and T-shirt my (ex) BF gave me after coming home from Langley.
Hrmpt.
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:24 PM PST
by
najida
(Where is Snake Pliskin when you need him?)
To: shotgun
There was the year I had possession of the Fruitcake, of course, the next year I got to give it to someone else.
So9
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posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:53 PM PST
by
Servant of the 9
(Real Texicans; we're grizzled, we're grumpy and we're armed)
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