[Chad Fairbanks]

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.

If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

[MEG33]

bttt

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Thanks. I knew you'd come through. : )