Hey Dude! (Song Parody)

LonePalm | 12/6/2004 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

Hey Dean!

Hey Jude by Lennon and McCartney
Parody by LonePalm

Hey, Dean, don't be so mad.
Take a slim chance and make it slimmer.
Remember to speak out loud from your heart,
Then you can start to make it slimmer.

Hey, Dean, don't be afraid.
You were made to run against Dubya.
The minute you let him under your skin,
Then you begin to make it slimmer.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Dean, refrain
Please carry the Dems upon your coattails.
Well don't you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool,
You’re making the Dems a little smaller.

Hey, Dean! Don't let us down.
We have Dubya, and want to keep him.
Remember, to speak out loud from your heart,
Then you can start to make it slimmer.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Dean, begin.
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Dean,
You'll do, the judgement you need is on your shoulders.

Hey, Dean, don't take it hard.
You’re a sad sack and we have Dubya.
Remember to speak out loud from your heart,
Then you can start to make it slimmer.

Hey Jude Midi file.

[LonePalm]

Hot diggity doggerel!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

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[Pharmboy]

Nice job--you nailed the nutjob!

[RikaStrom]

LOL.

I can't wait to see the one you do once he picks his running mate.

[Laura Earl]

(Applauding)

[Mudboy Slim]

Great job, LP...this is the one I penned to this tune...

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

[bwteim]

Good job!