Howard Dean (Song Parody)

LonePalm | 1/20/2004 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

Howard Dean
Casey Jones – Words by Robert Hunter; music by Jerry Garcia
Parody by LonePalm

Pullin’ our chain, sure is a pain,
Howard Dean you’d better watch your mouth
Kerry’s ahead, Edwards is too.
Third place again and your campaign is through.

This little guy makes it on time
Gets to New Hampshire at a quarter to nine
Hits his first speed bump at seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten you know he’s spinin’ again

Chorus
Trouble ahead, states are all red
Take my advice you’d do better in bed.
‘Pubbies still FReepin’, from two thousand and two
We’re on the right track and headed for you.

Dubya to you is like Hill’ry to me,
Got two good guys but still you don’t see
Gone ‘round the bend you know it’s the end
‘Cause Howard Dean screams and the Socialists beam

Repeat chorus

Pullin’ our chain, sure is a pain,
Howard Dean you’d better watch your mouth
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know your party is in decline

And you know your party is in decline.

[LonePalm]

Unfortunately I think that Howie has jumped the shark.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

WFTD Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Parody Ping!

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Constitution Day]

I was watching that (ahem) speech of his last night.

Maniacal! But, I don't believe we've seen the last of him yet.

[LonePalm]

No, but the first of him turns my stomach.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[frithguild]

Maniacal! But, I don't believe we've seen the last of him yet.

McCain is still around after his South Carolina primary concession speech.

[RikaStrom]

Howie Baby! Take a pill!

Good one LP!

[MeekOneGOP]

Stick a fork in him ! He's done !

[MeekOneGOP]

[MotleyGirl70]

Bump!

[austingirl]

Mad How already has a campaign song, done by Smashing Pumpkins... it goes like this "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage..." Catchy tune ;-)

[Klein-Bottle]

I've always liked this song - showing my age. LonePalm you have done it again.

Thanks for the post.

[T Lady]

'Nuff said with the pic!

-Regards, T.

[MeekOneGOP]