I will leave this for others to comment upon, but no Moose (or Meeses) were reported injured in this series incident.
Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"
To: Owl_Eagle
I love the look of that guy in the picture.
2 posted on
01/29/2004 1:47:14 PM PST by
Sloth
(Why fight foreign enemies if we are surrendering to the domestic ones?)
To: Owl_Eagle
This is series, I'll be in the shower.
3 posted on
01/29/2004 1:49:08 PM PST by
exnavy
To: mhking; dighton; aculeus; hellinahandcart; general_re; BlueLancer; chance33_98
a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.
To: Owl_Eagle
"drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported."Piker.
To: martin_fierro; shaggy eel
Pingerootus!
6 posted on
01/29/2004 1:52:02 PM PST by
ErnBatavia
(Some days you're the windshield; some days you're the bug)
To: Owl_Eagle
Islamic terrorist whale???
To: Owl_Eagle
"...drew the attention of locals because of its large penis,
measured at some five feet"
(Taiwanese locals are easily impressed.)
11 posted on
01/29/2004 1:53:53 PM PST by
evets
(APPLAUSE)
To: Owl_Eagle
"Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes" There very same thing happened to William the Conqueror at his funeral. He was allowed to "ripen" for a few days and finally some kindly knight decided to give him a Christian burial. The problem was exacebated in that William had grown rather corpulent in his declining years. Several priests were trying to stuff his bloated corpse into a too-small sarcophagus and "he blew." It made one hell of a mess and the priests scattered.
There's quite a bit more to the story than this. Look it up on the net. Interesting history.
12 posted on
01/29/2004 1:54:11 PM PST by
davisfh
To: Owl_Eagle
"Dead whale explodes"OK........I'll say it.
Don't ya just hate when that happens???
To: Owl_Eagle
It's a wonder the whale wasn't attacked as a free smorgasbord by the Chinese??? They'll eat anything that doesn't escape.
Pray for W and The Truth
18 posted on
01/29/2004 2:01:22 PM PST by
bray
(The Wicked Witch of NY and Her (9-8) Flying Monkeys are In Flames!)
To: Owl_Eagle
Were we even aware that Taiwan had a Whales of Mass Destruction program?
19 posted on
01/29/2004 2:01:48 PM PST by
Dog Gone
To: Owl_Eagle
Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
So
that's how Moby got his name ...
To: Owl_Eagle
In a somewhat related story, check out the dude getting wiped out and then buried by snow plows.
http://www.nbc10.com/news/2797097/detail.html
(click on the "feed room")
HY-larious!
25 posted on
01/29/2004 2:20:02 PM PST by
Hoboken
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