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The 10 Worst Album Covers
The 10 Worst Album Covers ^ | Robert Kersbergen

Posted on 02/29/2004 9:58:33 PM PST by El Conservador

Well, prepare for the physical/psychological torture...



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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By the way, "por primera vez" means "for the first time.

When you thought dollar-store quality music was a thing of the 21st century...

1 posted on 02/29/2004 9:58:33 PM PST by El Conservador
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To: El Conservador
Where are the Addicts? I think their album cover ranks right up there.
2 posted on 02/29/2004 10:03:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tagliner notes.)
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To: El Conservador
I'm not sure I want to know what's going on in the shot for album cover #7...
3 posted on 02/29/2004 10:09:41 PM PST by KangarooJacqui (Defender of Liberty, Down Under Detatchment)
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To: El Conservador; martin_fierro

THE ADDiCTS
with
SPECiAL GUEST
"Jeff"
SiNG
"HOOKED ON A FEELiNG"

4 posted on 02/29/2004 10:21:40 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tagliner notes.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think I'm a little young. Who are these "Addicts", and more importantly, WHY? (Dear Lord, WHY... aaaaaaagggghhh!)
5 posted on 02/29/2004 10:23:53 PM PST by KangarooJacqui (Defender of Liberty, Down Under Detatchment)
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To: KangarooJacqui

6 posted on 02/29/2004 10:26:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tagliner notes.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
MY EYES!!!!

(On a related note: "By request only"... hmmm, okay "Ken", shave off those dreadful sideburns and the moustache as well, and take that glazed look off your face!)
7 posted on 02/29/2004 10:30:26 PM PST by KangarooJacqui (Bartender, make that a quadruple.)
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To: El Conservador
I almost didn't click on this thread. I'm so glad I did. Really made me laugh. Ah, the memories!
8 posted on 02/29/2004 10:30:44 PM PST by Auntie Mame (Why not go out on a limb, isn't that where the fruit is?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Post a link, please!!!
9 posted on 02/29/2004 10:30:57 PM PST by El Conservador ("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
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What do you think, Tom?
10 posted on 02/29/2004 10:58:51 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Why the long face, John?)
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To: El Conservador
Caption #3
"I'da never agreed to this Sweet 16 auction if I'da knowed Uncle Earl was gonna be the high bidder."
11 posted on 02/29/2004 11:48:49 PM PST by BykrBayb (Temporary tagline. Applied to State of New Jersey for permanent tagline (12/24/03).)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Hooked on a Feeling"   LOL!!!!!!
12 posted on 03/01/2004 6:41:11 AM PST by jigsaw (Taglinus FreeRepublicus #33 -> http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1088058/posts)
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To: Charles Henrickson; KangarooJacqui


"Speak to me through song, O Satan."
13 posted on 03/01/2004 6:48:08 AM PST by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I shall defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: Xenalyte; martin_fierro

14 posted on 03/01/2004 8:46:30 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tagliner notes.)
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To: Xenalyte
All-time greatest Album Cover:
15 posted on 03/01/2004 8:47:36 AM PST by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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To: El Conservador
See thread from last fall:

Worst Album Covers Ever

16 posted on 03/01/2004 8:48:03 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tagliner notes.)
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To: El Conservador

17 posted on 03/01/2004 8:58:05 AM PST by EggsAckley
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just damn.

18 posted on 03/01/2004 9:22:30 AM PST by martin_fierro (Funky Homo Sapien)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Looks like a scene from South Park.
19 posted on 03/01/2004 9:32:01 AM PST by Rocko
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To: El Conservador


Gosh, one of the worst? Gee, but they look like they're really having a swell time.
20 posted on 03/01/2004 10:04:37 AM PST by Chummy (Could Kerry have *gasp* LIED to the Congress during his Vietnam testimony?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You're right! All those album covers have nothing but a little red x in the corner!
21 posted on 03/01/2004 10:27:37 AM PST by sharktrager (The last rebel without a cause in a world full of causes without a rebel.)
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To: sharktrager

BizarreRecords.com

22 posted on 03/01/2004 11:09:43 AM PST by Rocko
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To: El Conservador
I don't see anything wrong with '12 top hits,' other than the selections I can make out are all too slow to dance as fast as the kids on the cover. Maybe splish splash. Anyway, it is as it was.
23 posted on 03/01/2004 4:55:48 PM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: El Conservador

"You go right ahead, dude - I'm not touching any of them..."

Phew, I need to get that out of my head...

...yeah, that's the stuff.

24 posted on 03/01/2004 5:14:20 PM PST by general_re (Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant. - Tacitus)
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To: general_re
Well, the first pic you posted doesn't show up, but the other two are a blatant ripoff of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass' "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album cover, one of the greatest album covers of all time:


25 posted on 03/01/2004 6:20:18 PM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
That's the point - it's a reshoot of the Herb Alpert cover. That's Salma Hayek, by the way ;)
26 posted on 03/01/2004 8:12:46 PM PST by general_re (Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant. - Tacitus)
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To: general_re
Really? What's the context of this re-shoot? And gotta say, Salma doesn't can't beat (pun intended) Dolores Erickson, the delicious model of the TJB cover. Who was pregnant at the time of the shoot, IIRC...
27 posted on 03/01/2004 8:23:03 PM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Really? What's the context of this re-shoot?

It was a photo shoot for Los Angeles Magazine a couple of years ago - I believe they used it as their cover photo for that particular issue. Anyway, the original girl is pretty delicious too, but I think I'll stick with Salma :)

28 posted on 03/01/2004 8:34:15 PM PST by general_re (Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant. - Tacitus)
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To: El Conservador
The BEST album cover...Nicole Eggert, mmmmYEAH!


29 posted on 03/05/2004 8:25:43 AM PST by TheBigB (My plan to become a millionaire: Sell X-Large condoms. What guy would ask for a smaller size?)
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