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Posted on 03/28/2004 8:06:51 PM PST by slag
A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans.
Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teachers asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well my Mom's a George Bush fan and my Dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont so she asks, "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!"
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:06:52 PM PST
by
slag
To: slag
ROFL . . . classic.
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:08:22 PM PST
by
ChadGore
(Mach 7 !)
To: slag
Good one! And not so far from reality either.
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:08:31 PM PST
by
torchthemummy
(Florida 2000: There Would Have Been No 5-4 Without A 7-2)
To: slag
ROTFLMAO!!!
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:09:05 PM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: slag
Lol
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:09:08 PM PST
by
nuconvert
("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( President Bush 3-20-04))
To: slag
ROFLMAO
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:10:34 PM PST
by
MJY1288
(When Faced With a Choice as Simple as Night or Day, John Kerry Chooses Dusk and Dawn)
To: slag
Just to funny! LOL!
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:10:37 PM PST
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: slag
I anticipate having to meet with school officials as a result of such an exchange between one of the teachers and any one of my three kids.
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:12:42 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG - ret)
To: slag
Bump
To: slag
lol BUMP!
To: slag; grellis; apackof2
It's funny because it's true... :p
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posted on
03/28/2004 8:54:40 PM PST
by
sergiod
(W-04!)
To: slag
Just Hilarious. Nowz zi goztz toz zdraizn tzhe cozffzee outz zof mzy zkeyboazrd.
To: TXBubba
Ping
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posted on
03/28/2004 9:05:47 PM PST
by
beaversmom
(Michael Medved has the Greatest radio show on GOD's Green Earth)
To: slag
Now that's a funny joke.
To: slag
Good one! That's one I can repeat.
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posted on
03/28/2004 9:18:42 PM PST
by
eleni121
(Preempt and Prevent---then Destroy)
To: slag
I love this one!!!
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posted on
03/28/2004 9:19:50 PM PST
by
ladyinred
(Weakness Invites War. Peace through Strength (Margaret Thatcher))
To: slag
That's a classic joke. Yours reminds me of a story I heard yesterday about a guy that had a slight hearing problem, but suddenly he couldn't hear anything at all, so he went to the doctor. The doctor looked in his ear and pulled out a suppository and said, "What the heck...?" The guy looked at it and said, "Now I know where my hearing aid is."
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posted on
03/28/2004 10:22:50 PM PST
by
RJayneJ
To: slag
LOL! ;-D
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posted on
03/28/2004 10:24:44 PM PST
by
nutmeg
(Why vote for Bush? Imagine Commander in Chief John F’in al-Qerry)
To: slag
LOL
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posted on
03/28/2004 10:30:17 PM PST
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.--- Kahlil Gibran)
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