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Caption John Kerry after surgery with Botox Heinz
AP ^
| April 2, 2004
| nwrep
Posted on 04/02/2004 7:21:30 PM PST by nwrep
TOPICS: Humor
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:21:30 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: nwrep
"And I was this high when I proudly told my first LIE!"
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:24:45 PM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: nwrep
Kerry lists to port ... as if that's any surprise.
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:25:38 PM PST
by
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(Howard, we hardly knew ye. Not that we're complaining, mind you...)
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:26:40 PM PST
by
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Tereza or whatever the heck her name is, looks worse every day.
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:34:06 PM PST
by
Belisaurius
("Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Ted" - Joseph Kennedy 1958)
To: nwrep
"The Botox helps to keep my lips from Flipping and Flopping."
"Hey, watch me catch my fart."
"When I use Viagra, it's all the way up to here."
"Simple, when Kennedy is here, I just stroke his head like this."
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:45:56 PM PST
by
Gator113
To: nwrep
Mrs. JFK Heinz
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:47:29 PM PST
by
Solamente
To: Solamente
That's FUNNY!!!!
To: nwrep
Every time I see a picture of Kerry he looks stranger and stranger. How on earth can a guy as ugly and self regarding as John F'n Kerry succeed as a gigolo? How can even the decadent voters of Massachusetts vote for a guy who looks like that?
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posted on
04/02/2004 7:55:47 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: nwrep
Domo arigato, Mr. Botoxo
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posted on
04/02/2004 8:04:39 PM PST
by
rocky88
(God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain)
To: Cicero
How can even the decadent voters of Massachusetts vote for a guy who looks like that?They vote for Teddy Kennedy and Barney Frank. Look at them. LOL! There must be something in the water. ;-)
To: nwrep
Detailed analysis exposes Kerrys' reluctance
to support the marriage amendment...
Senate hearings may be called to investigate his relationship
with associates of Keyser Soze...
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posted on
04/02/2004 8:36:46 PM PST
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
Looks like a taxidermist got to Kerry in that pic.
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posted on
04/02/2004 8:39:54 PM PST
by
wingster
To: nwrep
To: End_Clintonism_Now
priceless!!!
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posted on
04/02/2004 9:06:04 PM PST
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
To: nwrep
"Did you know if you stick your hand out the window, you can make your hand fly like this. It's a rush."
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posted on
04/02/2004 9:07:47 PM PST
by
auboy
To: Bobber58
Heinz 57 where are yooooooooou?
To: End_Clintonism_Now
That is SCARY close! Where did you find that? Amazing!
There's a hold-up in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights,
There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights,
There's a Scout Troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild,
Car 54 where are you?
To: End_Clintonism_Now
Excellent -- that's spooky!
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posted on
04/03/2004 9:27:36 AM PST
by
mikrofon
("Punch" and Toody...)
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