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The Guild 4-26-2004 Right-wing laugh riot
Washington Times ^ | 11-6-2003 | Laura Vanderkam

Posted on 04/26/2004 5:56:14 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty

Edited on 07/12/2004 4:14:44 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

One night last summer, radio host Larry Elder beckoned his listeners to the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood to film a documentary lampooning liberal film maker Michael Moore.

Intrigued, producer Eric Peterkofsky showed up for the night's comedy. He listened as comic Jeff Wayne headlined the event with right-wing jokes rarely heard in comedy shows.


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To: pubmom; BigWaveBetty
Having done a little cooking in restaurants, I watch "The Restaurant" with horror. Not amused horror, just plain disgusted horror. Rocco is an embarrassment to serious chefs everywhere.
41 posted on 04/26/2004 12:46:10 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: lodwick
Good One! Copied, Pasted and sent to my 'list'.
42 posted on 04/26/2004 12:48:24 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: mountaineer
Missed you this a.m. but you were off doing important work and you are excused, lol...

My, my he does look a little anxious here...bet he was one scared dude in that coal mine, hee hee...

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., left, speaks with Cecil Roberts, president of the United Mine Workers of America, right, while touring the McElroy Mine, in Glen Easton, W. Va., Monday, April 26, 2004. The coal mine extends for miles underground and is over a thousand feet deep. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)

43 posted on 04/26/2004 12:49:00 PM PDT by daisyscarlett
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To: daisyscarlett
The West Virginia side of the Ohio River has a great deal of respect for Ohio's Republican congressman, Bob Ney. He has stood by the steelworkers during the dark Clinton years. He may be the one Republican to whom they will listen. He was at the Kerry thing today. Our little group cheered him mightily, and I was glad to see him interviewed by some of the local newsies. He has issued a statement about why Kerry is bad for W.Va. steel and coal, and I hope that many union guys see the light and go for Bush, just as they did in 2000, rather than blindly obeying their fatcat union bosses.
44 posted on 04/26/2004 1:13:22 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: daisyscarlett
Strangely, he has that "Michael Dukakis in a tank" look going on...
45 posted on 04/26/2004 2:31:47 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: mountaineer
Great Freep report! Wouldn't we have fun if only the entire Guild could come together for one big KerryFreep?!

Look at daisyscarlet's picture of Kerry-in-the-coal-miner-hat. I saw it on TV. They've wrapped some little red/white/blue bunting around the lamp! It looked really dorky on TV. Almost as dorky as this:

Note the metrosexual color coordination with bike/shirt/helmet!

46 posted on 04/26/2004 2:42:16 PM PDT by Timeout (Dems and MediaCrats: Stuck in a 9/10 world.)
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To: lodwick

Actual cover of Dick Morris new book -- out next week.

47 posted on 04/26/2004 2:51:56 PM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And we hope they're not coming back!)
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To: mountaineer
I didn't read that far down Moore's screed and since I used 'soldiers' and 'die' that paragraph didn't get the highlights. There are no words to describe the vile that is that empty flesh bag.

Looking forward to your report, I hope it's a long story. I haven't read anything of yours lately and enjoy your writing so leave out no detail.

Re: Rocco, he didn't do much cooking from what I saw, since it was a 'reality tv' show it didn't seem strange and there's only been one restaurant job in my life, ok, it was a pizza place, so what do I know?

However, it was my idea to take the garlic bread, schmear a little tomato sauce, cheese, well you know the rest. I think that might have been before Stoffer's French Bread pizza. They put it on the menu, it was a hit. Great with a house salad for lunch. And....... that's about it for my restaurant experience. Did I forget to mention I was the dishwasher? :-)

48 posted on 04/26/2004 3:23:31 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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To: They'reGone2000
That cover is so great, might have to rethink Morris, don't trust him very much.

I must get to the bookstore next Monday and read chapter six, Dick claims he makes the case Ken Starr should have made instead of Lewinsky that would have gotten clinton impeached with a slam dunk.

Hmmmmmm, campaign finance maybe?

49 posted on 04/26/2004 3:28:22 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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To: mountaineer
Duh, guess I'll read the whole thread before I post next time!
50 posted on 04/26/2004 3:30:29 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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To: daisyscarlett; Utah Girl
bet he was one scared dude in that coal mine, hee hee...

And certainly making an ass out of himself this morning with Charlie Gibson while ten or more miners sat behind him isn't sitting too well. But then I have to ask, is he even aware of what a fop (my new word for the week) he is?

UT and ds, this is soooo good... I watched Wolfe Blitzer interview the Customs Inspector that stopped Ressam (would be LAX bomber) and it was priceless.

Wolf asked her if as Clarke said, it was the clinton administration's heightened terrorist alert that prompted her to catch Ressam. No, she said, they didn't have an alert system, she had no instructions to look for terrorists and thought initially the bags of powder (the first thing they found) were drugs. Only after they found wire, watches and other bomb making materials did they know what they had.

At then end Wolfe told us that Richard Clarke did not return their call to appear on the program. Ha!

That hard working Customs Inspector's name is Diana Dean, click here to read her prepared statement to the senate judiciary committee. No full story on cnn yet.

51 posted on 04/26/2004 4:01:39 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Heheh - collecting names of all who've had "restaurant" gigs...mine was Pizza Hut.

A great learning experience for me.

...but, never again - that's young folks' work, and I do mean WORK.
52 posted on 04/26/2004 4:22:21 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: BigWaveBetty

"Jack [Heinz] was my age. So I married a younger guy—they say women should. Cradle snatcher! I've always liked babies."

Kerry's Secret Sauce article

53 posted on 04/26/2004 4:44:50 PM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And we hope they're not coming back!)
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To: Timeout; lodwick
Oh please, is Kerry really wearing tights in those photos? Bleah. He's just trying to darned hard to appear full of vim and vigor, but all he's doing is playing, e.g., skiing, snowboarding, bicycling, etc. Put on some work gloves, pick up a circular saw and cut some 2x4s, and we'll talk, Ketchup Boy.

JL, the "hard work" aspect of restaurant cooking is what finally "done me in." The 12-hour days on my feet, toting 50# boxes of potatoes and the like wreaked havoc on my back and tootsies. I'm back to the sedentary life.

54 posted on 04/26/2004 4:50:38 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
heheh - being "in charge" is a bitch, all right.

It was ok fun at 22, or so, but at 57, that dog refuses to hunt anymore...end of story.

We dial in the order, it is delivered...Nice!
55 posted on 04/26/2004 5:03:08 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: mountaineer; BigWaveBetty
FOP in a coalmine:


Do you think this will give me hat hair?

56 posted on 04/26/2004 6:41:48 PM PDT by Timeout (Dems and MediaCrats: Stuck in a 9/10 world.)
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To: lodwick; Hillary's Lovely Legs
Sir Pizza Pizzeria! That was some good pizza!

They originated in Michigan, our store closed many moons ago. :-(

57 posted on 04/27/2004 3:25:35 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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To: Timeout
LOL!

Oh please let there be tape of this!

Democratic presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry (news - web sites) stands with store manager Cathy Speer as they shout 'cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers' during an impromtu stop at the Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe in Beaver, Pennsylvania. Kerry is on a 'Jobs First' bus tour through West Virginia and Pennsylvania(AFP/Getty Images/Stephen Chernin)

Effin' is so out of touch he doesn't get that he's on the wrong side of the cash register for the 'cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers' routine.

A special part of cnn last night... Aaron Brown showed the end of the clip of Effin's interview, his mic is still on and is heard saying, Gibson's working for the RNC. (something close to that) Ooooo, he was very angry. :-)

58 posted on 04/27/2004 3:41:12 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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"Hmmmmm, I wonder what these round metal things are."

59 posted on 04/27/2004 3:45:07 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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To: All
Is anyone in the Hilton family close to normal? From today's PageSix:

PARIS Hilton amused us in "The Simple Life." Now her parents are going to give it a go in "The Good Life." Rick and Kathy Hilton, via Handprint Entertainment, have convinced NBC to buy their version of "The Beverly Hillbillies." A family from the boondocks would be plopped down in New York, live with the Hiltons at the Waldorf, and be taught how to make it in high society. CBS tried to do a remake of "The Beverly Hillbillies," but it never made it onto the air. "Kathy and Rick have a softer touch [than CBS]," our insider said. "It's their turn to shine." NBC didn't return calls.

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MONICA Lewinsky was manning a stand at the Chelsea Flea Market on Saturday and Sunday selling tchotchkes, but it's not a new career for the former White House intern. She and her friend Victoria Leacock were simply getting rid of things. "It was old stuff they had lying around. They cleaned out their closets," said Lewinsky's mouthpiece, Barbara Huttson. Lewinsky is a "flea market addict," Huttson said. But she won't be going back: "They called themselves 'the one-weekend wonder.'

How fast will Lewinsky's junk end up on EBay? Hopefully all the buying customers got a free Monica creation ugly purse, it'd be the only way to get rid of them.

LIKE all good mobsters, "The Sopranos" have a long memory. Two years ago, then-gubernatorial candidate Andrew Cuomo took a poll to see whether New Yorkers thought the popular HBO series was anti-Italian. On Sunday, the Sopranos got even. When Carmela's mother boasted about her cultured Italian friends - Lena and Dr. Russ Fegoli, a retired assistant to the ambassador to the Vatican - the estranged wife of mob boss Tony Soprano was not impressed. Carmela sniffed about the couple: "She of the five-page Christmas card . . . and then on Flag Day, Grandpa Russ shook hands with Andrew Cuomo . . . what an honor.' BFD (Big f- - -ing Deal)!" Cuomo told The Post's Kenneth Lovett it was the mob show's revenge: "I mentioned their name in a poll and they mentioned mine in the show," he laughed.

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Decisions, decisions, a Jade Jagger party or a slow torturous death?

MARY Richardson thought the guy sharing the elevator with her and her husband, Robert Kennedy Jr., at the Gramercy Park Hotel the other day looked vaguely familiar. It turned out that the man on the way up with them to the password-only rooftop party for the launch of Jade Jagger's new Garrard jewelry line was none other than Marc Benecke, the notorious door god from Studio 54. He and Mary hadn't seen each other since the disco closed way back in 1978. "It was an emotional disco reunion," according to our source. Also at the rooftop bash: Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Damon Dash, Eva Mendes, Brooke Shields, Jimmy Fallon and Bianca Jagger, who danced up a storm to the sounds of the salsa band.

60 posted on 04/27/2004 4:02:53 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Any time you're above room temperature you're ahead of the game.)
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