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Surviving Ted Nugent
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Posted on 05/01/2004 7:08:44 PM PDT by cyborg

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To: Darksheare
The vegan girl was more hard core. She has never watched Discovery Channel apparently. That scene with the deer pee was gross though... Ted Nugent is a cave man.
21 posted on 05/01/2004 9:45:57 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: cyborg
*LOL!*
If you REALLY want to torment someone, spritz them with "Doe in estrus" urine concentrate and stick them out in the middle of a field of rutting bucks.. on a hot breezy day.
22 posted on 05/01/2004 9:49:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
Well FINALLY someone has come up with an idea for punishing Michael Moore without killing him.
23 posted on 05/01/2004 9:50:30 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: cyborg
Well, the bucks may try 'something', fail, and then get REALLY angry at the human who seemingly 'replaced' their paramour.
And then the stomping begins.
*chuckle*
24 posted on 05/01/2004 9:53:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: cyborg
Well FINALLY someone has come up with an idea for punishing Michael Moore without killing him.


ROTFLMAO - the mental image of that is .... priceless!
25 posted on 05/01/2004 9:53:20 PM PDT by mean lunch lady (You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.)
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To: mean lunch lady
I am not responsible for any brain damage resulting from that mental image :)
26 posted on 05/01/2004 9:57:17 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: Darksheare
LOL
27 posted on 05/01/2004 9:57:30 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: cyborg
I am not responsible for any brain damage resulting from that mental image :)

No worries, I had the brain damage long before I thought about Michael Moore - or the deer. Think if they got caught up in the moment how embarrassed they would be later to have to admit to going after MM.
28 posted on 05/01/2004 10:00:23 PM PDT by mean lunch lady (You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.)
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To: cyborg; mean lunch lady
I'm sorry!
*LOL!*
But the thought of angry male whitetail deer kicking the snot out of someone just was too perfect.
And that IS a horrible image.
"Now mikey, just sit here and tell me what you see happening. I'll be right over there if you need me..." *sound of feet running away*
29 posted on 05/01/2004 10:08:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
hehehehe
30 posted on 05/01/2004 10:09:52 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: Darksheare
I'm sorry!
*LOL!*
But the thought of angry male whitetail deer kicking the snot out of someone just was too perfect.
And that IS a horrible image.
"Now mikey, just sit here and tell me what you see happening. I'll be right over there if you need me..." *sound of feet running away*

Maybe some enterprising fat, snotty guy could film it, oh ,wait, no, he would be too busy trying to get away.
31 posted on 05/01/2004 10:13:25 PM PDT by mean lunch lady (You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.)
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To: Darksheare
They could do a South Park episode about it... "You killed Mikey, you bastards -- thanks" LOL
32 posted on 05/01/2004 10:14:49 PM PDT by mean lunch lady (You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.)
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To: mean lunch lady; cyborg
True, true.
IF he could run away.
Somehow I don't think MM would get very far.

I'm going ot shut down fo rthe evening, I'm starting to drag here.
*sigh*
But it's getting to be fun tonight as there hasn't been this much activity on FR at night in a long time.
33 posted on 05/01/2004 10:15:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
good night... I'm a bit tired too.
34 posted on 05/01/2004 10:17:29 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: mean lunch lady; cyborg
LOL!
Southpark!

Yeah, I get REAL weird when I get tired, and honestly -that's saying alot.
I'll let you go -for real now!
Good night, see you in the morning.
35 posted on 05/01/2004 10:22:06 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: cyborg
I saw it. I knew the chicken game was going to be bad news right away....something just did not seem right.

Yes...the Vegan girl like most vegans I've met is a lefty princess who needs at least a spanking.

The muslim chick held her mud....have to give her that.

The lesbo....I dunno know.....they all cried after the chicken game.

A couple of the guys seem pretty serious and the blonde girl is at least cute....the black girl is pleasant enough...no Amarosa thank God...but she seems a wee fragile. The mexican/iranian boor is the villian player essentially.

Ted seems older and slower...did you notice that?
36 posted on 05/02/2004 8:43:09 AM PDT by wardaddy (This is it. We either win and prevail or we lose and get tossed into that dustbin W mentioned!)
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Yeah what was up with the chainsaw? I'd say that was a lapse in judgment.
37 posted on 05/02/2004 8:44:46 AM PDT by cyborg
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I missed the chainsaw part....I'm guessing Ted cut hisself.

I came in about 40% into it.
38 posted on 05/02/2004 8:51:18 AM PDT by wardaddy (This is it. We either win and prevail or we lose and get tossed into that dustbin W mentioned!)
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To: wardaddy
He cut his knee and had to go to the hospital. I think there's another accident too. This second installment is way better than the first. I guess because people are barfing and going to the hospital *LOL*

I like Shemane though! Somehow I imagined Ted to have a lot more kids than that though.
39 posted on 05/02/2004 8:57:45 AM PDT by cyborg
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To: cyborg
He has 4 that I know of.
40 posted on 05/02/2004 9:12:29 AM PDT by wardaddy (This is it. We either win and prevail or we lose and get tossed into that dustbin W mentioned!)
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