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To: JustPlainJoe; Riley; Happy2BMe
"...Anybody want to buy a titanium umbrella?"


99 posted on 06/02/2004 4:32:06 PM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: Salem

Dude, that's GREAT!!! (Wiley E. Coyote)

I printed this whole post and read it at home last night.
Dr. Goebbels, Gartell, Garbage,(whatever) is a Quack.

He wants to play "Phantom of the Opera" with people; HE knows this terrible secret that he feels he MUST share with the world! But he only talks in vague riddles and then insults people who question him. He insists on a vow of anonymity, saying he will ONLY reveal his identity 3 days before impact.
Well, it didn't take very long for him to spill the beans, did it? "You fools! Prove me wrong if you CAN!"
I see Lon Chaney hanging from the chandelier now....

In the midst of all this, he takes a 2 week vacation to visit his grandchildren before coming back to CONTINUE his taunting of internet surfers? I may be dumb as a box of horse manure, but If I knew that the end of the world was coming in a month, I'd spend EVERY minute of it with my kids/grandkids. No offense to we FReepers, but I surely wouldn't bother coming back to toy with you or any other message board group about 'what I know'.

Another thing....

This clown says that "of COURSE you can't see it - its coming from DUE SOUTH! It can ONLY be seen from (coincidentally) Austrailia - HIS home. Pardon my ignorance folks, but if this thing is heading at us from due south and can only be seen from Austrailia, HOW in the world can Austrailia be the SAFEST place on earth?
Somebody please clear this up for me.... I feel sorry for all those wallabys, kangaroos and koala bears - they have to share a country with this kook, Dr. Garbage.

This guy is seeking attention. Desperately. I don't know what chemicals he spent all those years working around in his laboratory, but he really should be warning people about the permanent damage caused by THEM.
I wonder what kind of doctor he really is! Has he ever worked on horses? Corns, bunions and ingrown toenails maybe?

This guy is a FROOT LOOP. I shall not refer to him as 'Aussie Bloke' but as 'Toucan Sam'. This bird has flown the coop!


101 posted on 06/03/2004 5:54:30 AM PDT by JustPlainJoe
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