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Albert Wang Presents The Greatest Reality Show Of All Time! "Who Wants To Bunk With Martha?"
19 July, 2004 | Vanity

Posted on 07/17/2004 12:55:29 PM PDT by AlbertWang

ALBERT WANG PRESENTS proudly offers up the best and worst in Summertime Reality TV!

It's like The Appentice.

It's like American Idol.

It's Like Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire.

It's Really, Really Bad.

It Is "Who Wants To Be Martha Stewart's Cell Mate?"

Martha will start with 15 or 20 likely fellow felons, and each week, through a varity of lame tests, the field is narrowed to 2, then all of America gets to vote on who will share Martha's life for the next 5 months. The contestants who are eliminated each week will be given a shiv, hand carved by Marthe from a toothbrush.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography
KEYWORDS: cellmate; joint; martha; shiv; trashtv
If you are a big time TV guy and you want to use my idea, send your best bid to AlbertWang@Disneyviacomharveyweinstein.com
1 posted on 07/17/2004 12:55:31 PM PDT by AlbertWang
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To: AlbertWang
Funny!

It is "Who Wants To Be Martha Stewart's Cell Mate?"

It isn't me. I'll take Jenna, if she ever gets locked up (which doesn't seem impossible).

2 posted on 07/17/2004 1:55:49 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: AlbertWang

Jenna, Dianna Ross, or Linda Greenlaw.


3 posted on 07/17/2004 1:57:46 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: AlbertWang
"Who Wants To Bunk With Martha?"

Janrt Reno - oh, Martha's too old for Janet's taste.

Patricia Ireland?

4 posted on 07/17/2004 2:09:19 PM PDT by beyond the sea (There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
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To: beyond the sea
I should have specified Covicted felon, so Janet Reno is out of the running.

Sorry for the confusion.

5 posted on 07/17/2004 2:22:55 PM PDT by AlbertWang
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To: AlbertWang
I should have specified Covicted felon, so Janet Reno is out of the running.

She sure shouldn't be. If Martha is guily, then Janet is what? She should be executed.

6 posted on 07/17/2004 2:55:27 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: The Other Harry

OK, due to popular demand, Janet could appear as a surprise contestant half way into the series.

Might be the only way we ever get to see the Waco Killer locked up.


7 posted on 07/17/2004 4:14:07 PM PDT by AlbertWang
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To: AlbertWang
Might be the only way we ever get to see the Waco Killer locked up.

One way to make my blood boil is to watch the Waco tapes. I have them.

This thing about taking "full reponsibily -- the buck stops here" really gets to me.

I just said on a different thread that I should probably go take some blood pressure med's. Now I really need to.

That [young lady] deserves to have a needle up her arm for what she did. Not just in Waco, but especially there.

8 posted on 07/17/2004 4:23:35 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: The Other Harry

not all debts are settled in this world............


9 posted on 07/17/2004 8:50:37 PM PDT by AlbertWang
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To: AlbertWang
not all debts are settled in this world...

Hopefully not.

10 posted on 07/17/2004 8:53:02 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: AlbertWang

I assume you have watched the tanks running over the cars and the bicycles.

There was no need for any congressional inquiry. It doesn't matter about the gun flashes. The government was wrong in what it did. There was no need for that.

Now go get the Mylanta.


11 posted on 07/17/2004 9:09:20 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: AlbertWang

There also wasn't a lot of need to shoot Randy Weaver, his son, or his wife.

Real nice.

Janet, me, and a baseball bat had best never get too close to each other.


12 posted on 07/17/2004 9:18:31 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: AlbertWang

i'll bunk with her...


13 posted on 07/19/2004 3:35:30 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: The Other Harry
There also wasn't a lot of need to shoot Randy Weaver, his son, or his wife.

That was on Bush the Elder's watch.

14 posted on 07/29/2004 6:43:18 AM PDT by steve-b (Panties & Leashes Would Look Good On Spammers)
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To: steve-b
That was on Bush the Elder's watch.

Fair enough.

I was no fan of his either.

15 posted on 07/29/2004 6:58:11 AM PDT by The Other Harry
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