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It's SUPER - Can't you feel it!
Life's Trek ^
| August 12, 2004
| LifeTrek
Posted on 08/12/2004 12:29:55 PM PDT by LifeTrek
Okay, I bought a new window fan. Not one of those old fans, that was once called a box fan (I think) that you just heaved up into the window! But this is ones with the two motors and fan blades that fits nicely in the window.
Anyway, it has separate speed controls for each one of the fan blades, and you can even have one blow in and one suck out (stop smiling - my censor is working a bit better today!)
So I go to set the fan and get this - our mind set is now that low, medium, and high just aren't good enough anymore! This one has the settings low - high - and SUPER! Seriously!
Now I wouldn't mind if between high and super you felt like a jet turbine had just kicked in. But it doesn't. It just goes from medium to high, but it is really super because it says so! DKK
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: fan; inferoritycomplex; lie; society
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posted on
08/12/2004 12:30:05 PM PDT
by
LifeTrek
To: LifeTrek
So basically, you fan either blows or sucks? Well, thanks for sharing.
2
posted on
08/12/2004 12:32:32 PM PDT
by
theDentist
("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
To: LifeTrek
It should have more settings
N = nothing
L = leap
D = drag
R = race
3
posted on
08/12/2004 12:35:08 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
To: LifeTrek; Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
This is probably the most important thread of the year. Thanks for posting this. I'm going to show this to my investment blub.
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4
posted on
08/12/2004 12:37:33 PM PDT
by
Shryke
(Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
To: theDentist; HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Yes!
Or more powerful motors! Then it would really blow (or suck)!
DKK
5
posted on
08/12/2004 12:39:19 PM PDT
by
LifeTrek
((Always thank people for laughs!))
To: LifeTrek
But does it go to eleven?
6
posted on
08/12/2004 12:39:34 PM PDT
by
Jack of all Trades
(Slap some butter on the Kerry campaign - it's toast)
To: LifeTrek
7
posted on
08/12/2004 12:39:40 PM PDT
by
js1138
(In a minute there is time, for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. J Forbes Kerry)
To: LifeTrek
This was so exciting, I can't hardly tell you how thrilled I am. If you shell out for an air conditioner, though, you should post a warning alert for the more sensitive of us.
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posted on
08/12/2004 12:41:22 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: LifeTrek; Constitution Day; martin_fierro
A Fanity post... now I've seen it all.
9
posted on
08/12/2004 12:42:24 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: js1138
Does it go up to 11?No, it stops at 7.
10
posted on
08/12/2004 12:43:10 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: Tijeras_Slim
11
posted on
08/12/2004 12:44:16 PM PDT
by
LifeTrek
(<---- Always thanks people for a good laugh!)
To: LifeTrek
Well, I for one am a fan of fans,
fanitical in fact.
12
posted on
08/12/2004 12:44:48 PM PDT
by
najida
("Let me get this straight, Mr. Kerry....you injury was caused by rice in you butt?")
To: Tijeras_Slim
To: LifeTrek
Mine has low, medium, high and sleep.
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posted on
08/12/2004 12:49:20 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Here, bite down on this.)
To: LifeTrek
^@##*$((......excuse me, I think I just heaved up into the window !!!
15
posted on
08/12/2004 12:53:53 PM PDT
by
marktuoni
(VERRY/ BACKWARDS)
To: 2Jedismom; Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; ecurbh; ksen; Lil'freeper; Wneighbor
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posted on
08/12/2004 12:55:53 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: Owl_Eagle
To: marktuoni
18
posted on
08/12/2004 12:57:25 PM PDT
by
LifeTrek
(<---- Always thanks people for a good laugh!)
To: Shryke
ALL YOUR SUCKY FAN ARE BELONG TO US!
19
posted on
08/12/2004 1:00:06 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
To: LifeTrek
I bought a vacuum cleaner once.
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posted on
08/12/2004 1:07:05 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(If only hamsters could vote.......)
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