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VANITY: technochick99 Asked Old Cracker If He Would Start A Thread About His Breakfast
Old Cracker Gazette
| Friday, August 13, 2004
| O.C. - Old Cracker
Posted on 08/13/2004 10:00:53 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker
technochick99 asks Old Cracker the question that's on everyone's mind: "What's next on your list of stupid threads to post? What you had for breakfast?"
Old Cracker responds: "Today, our maid fixed me two eggs scrambled, three rashers of bacon, and wheat toast with butter and orange marmalade. Fresh squeezed orange juice and coffee with cream, no sugar. I read the Wall Street Journal while enjoying breakfast on the balcony. My wife woke late and joined me during my second cup of coffee. All in all, a very relaxing morning.
After a scheduled conference call with our attorneys, we moved poolside to begin our daily three hour infusion from the EIB Network. Thanks for asking, technochick99."
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Dude, try this, it'll help:
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
With respect to the South Park question you posed I have a better idea.
Let's send all the people who don't want us to be allowed to choose what we want to watch to spain instead.
Pack your crap O.C.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:11:46 AM PDT
by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker; technochick99
You haven't even pinged her yet, you coot. Here, I'll do it.
To: John Lenin
No more of a waste than the "Caption This..." threads.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:13:43 AM PDT
by
bonfire
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
It deserved an answer, don't you agree?You old f*rt... How 'bout taking a cruise? I heard they're lovely.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker; technochick99
If you start a thread about someone, you really should ping them to it (or send them a FReepmail, which for all I know you've already done)
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:14:29 AM PDT
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker; LanPB01
..how does your breakfast relate to your unholy hatred of all things South Park?...start of a bad day?...Undue fibre in diet?...
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:14:33 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:15:46 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
I figured you'd get a kick out of that.
To: Nonstatist
My wife wanted to take a cruise to Greece during the Olympics. I nixed that idea. The Greeks don't believe in wheelchair accessibility. Heck, they just recently discovered the wheel.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:18:46 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: xm177e2; Constitution Day
You're right, I forgot. Constitution Day took care of that for me. Thanks, C.D.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:20:25 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: Bikers4Bush
You refer to 'packing crap'. I am unfamiliar with this procedure, perhaps you would like to share your knowledge on this matter with the rest of us.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:25:23 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
I highly doubt that you are unfamiliar.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:50:09 AM PDT
by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: Owl_Eagle
If I have to wade through this sh*t, so do you.
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