Japan's success down to pubic hair...

Ananova ^ | Sept 3, 2004

[Area Freeper]

A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.

Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.

He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters.

The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an 'inverted triangle'.

Professor Geinoe said: "This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life.

"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."

On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".

"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor told Pravda.

"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."

[Area Freeper]

ping

[thoughtomator]

This guy desperately needs to meet Freud.

[BenLurkin]

If this thread survivies it will be a close shave.

[cardinal4]

Billy Jeff? Billy Jeff is that you??

[StrictTime]

Chat-fodder for sure....

[nmh]

Totally ridiculous!

How can they have this man teach anyone?

What about a males pubic hair? Shouldn't that mean something too? LOL!!!

[big'ol_freeper]

This thread could get interesting!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Okay, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING.

[Rokke]

Someone needs to post a picture of those Brazilian kids that are completely covered with hair.

[Petronski]

Hmmm. I wonder if he's hiring.

[SoCal Pubbie]

Okay, you know the rules. You gotta have pic- oh, nevermind!

[Condor51]

"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle..."

I believe that is a matter of one's perspective.

[COUNTrecount]

This shape was very popular for success.

[Petronski]

[Area Freeper]

http://www.gweilodiaries.com/archives/tatoos.jpg

[Snardius]

...the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.

This requires closer examination.

[ConservativeBamaFan]

How in the world do you set up parameters for a study like this?

[federal]

Does Bill Clinton know about this?

[Snardius]

...women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".

"Delta Dawn
What's that flower you have on...

[Quix]

PUHLEEEZE NO!

They might go to San Francisco and figure out some way to

BREED!

[fritzz]

I'll bet this guy stayed up all night for months trying to figure a way to achieve the same thing a gynecologist has achieved without going to med school.

[waverna]

Obviously supports the bush doctrine

[JoJo Gunn]

As I read this, I can see my dialup is downloading images, and knowing this bunch I'm afraid to scroll down and look.

[Homo_homini_lupus]

Weird.

Just . . . weird.

[Zeroisanumber]

Phrenology has more merit.

[Jeff Chandler]

I missed my calling.

[boris]

"They also don't like sitting at home on their own."

On their own what?

[freedumb2003]

No pics :(