Posted on 09/29/2004 6:28:32 AM PDT by rocksblues
Iraqi security forces captured a suspected terrorist operating on Baghdad’s blood-soaked Haifa Street – cornering him today in a cupboard as he was disguising himself with his wife’s underwear.
Five other suspected insurgents were also taken into custody as US and Iraqi forces clashed with rebels on the main street, said Colonel Mohammed Abdullah.
Acting on tips by local residents, Abdullah said Iraqi security troops backed by US forces caught Kadhim al-Dafan as he hid out in his home. The suspected terrorist reportedly told Abdullah he was hurriedly trying to disguise himself with his wife’s underclothing.
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Disguise himself as what?
Personally, I think he was getting tired of abusing just the female goats and was gonna try and seduce a billy or two.
On his head?
Freaks. The terrorists are all sexually frustrated. They probably liked the underwear on their head.
Hmmm.... why is it illegal to wear women's underwear?
A terrorist in panties! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is do-it-yourself torture.
I don't know, but what should be illegal is the price we have to pay for them!
Please - no pictures.
It's not. But guys underwear is much more comfortable.
So the truth comes out. The Iraqi "insurgents" are cross dressers. Starting to look like the panties on the head thing was done to "reward" cooperative prisoners in abu ghraib prison.
Obviously the M member of the S&M team.
Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear
In the store there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy brown
He'll say 'Are you ready?'
We'll say whoa man
Let's wait until the wife is out of town
Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things missin'
Didn't ask permission
Wearing her clothes,
Silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear
Walking 'round in women's underwear
Walking 'round in women's underwear
The obvious solution to that problem would be to do away with underwear altogether.....
Ha! This is just great! It'll be tough to recruit more terrorists if they think that their leaders cross-dress.
Kennedy on Abu Gharib: "If the prisoners choose to wear womens panties it's OK, but if we provide them the panties, it's not." /sarcasm
Maybe we need to inspect the Red Crescent packages they receive.
paging lyndie england!
See, they like to wear underwear on their heads.
Free Lindy.
I knew the terrorists were "pantywastes". Now we have proof.
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