[Vigilantcitizen]

For each 100V of potential, a human body will fly backwards one foot.

(Ask me how I know :o)

Those electrician's mates aren't very nice.

[Poohbah]

"Feel the power of Electrical Comedy...SHOCKED YO' A$$ ACROSS THE BERTHING COMPARTMENT! Somebody oughta find that funny!"

Two improperly grounded conduits. Managed to touch 'em both by accident. Stuned my beeber, I'm telli' ya!