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Lesbian school bathroom scare in Oklahoma
The Empty Closet ^ | October 13, 2004 | Mubarak Dahir

Posted on 10/14/2004 6:49:04 AM PDT by presidio9

Lesbians of America, pack your bags! It’s time to head to the new lesbian capitol of the world: Oklahoma!

The state’s new nickname will be Oklahomo! Woo-hoo! Just think of those cowgirls on the range. The classic Rogers & Hammerstein musical will take on a whole new meaning.

It may at first be hard to believe that this modest midwestern state is a breeding ground as a lesbian Sodom and Gomorrah, but we have it from a good source that the state is in fact cultivating lesbian debauchery.

None other than former ultra-conservative Republican Congressman and the current Republican Senate candidate Tom Coburn says so.

In a tape recently released by Brad Carson, Coburn’s Democratic candidate for the Senate race there, Coburn is heard warning the good clean citizens of Oklahoma of the great lesbian threat to their state.

On the tape, Coburn tells how a campaign worker form Coalgate, Oklahoma, told him that “lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom.”

Well, I think he really meant to say they’ll only let one girl at a time go to the bathroom. It’d kind of be a mess if they really only ever let that one girl in the school go to the bathroom.

But I’m digressing. Back to lesbian debauchery.

This is, of course, a matter of grave concern and alarm for the good citizens of Oklahoma. Imagine, girls pretending they have to relieve themselves, then going to the bathroom to… relieve themselves.

“Now think about it,” Coburn warns his fellow Oklahomans on the tape as he continues tackling the serious issues that confront the state as well as the nation. “Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us?”

When contacted by the Associated Press for follow-up, Coburn’s spokesperson, John Hart, naturally had the answer for how this has happened to us. It’s been allowed to happen, Hart said, in a society “where our kids are getting mixed messages about sexuality.”

As if it isn’t bad enough that young Oklahoma girls are performing cunnilingus in the little girls’ rooms at schools all over southeast Oklahoma, Coburn is also facing denial from educators.

That’s right. They’re denying this wave of lesbian depravity is of much concern. Girls all over the state, and especially in the southeast of the state, are wearing butch short haircuts and listening to k.d. lang, and apparently school officials could care less.

You know what Joe McCulley, the superintendent of schools in Coalgate, did when he was asked about Coburn’s remarks and concerns?

McCulley just chuckled.

But this really isn’t a laughing matter.

Because Tom Coburn is a reason for lesbians and gay men, wherever they live, to be concerned.

Coburn has been identified by the national Republican Party as one of the key candidates who could help them hold onto their slim majority in the U.S. Senate in the November elections.

The seat is being vacated by Republican Senator Don Nickles, who has held the position for 24 years.

Coburn was previously a Congressman from Oklahoma, who got swept in with the right-wing conservatism of the 1994 Congress. He quit Congress after three terms (as he said he would), but he didn’t fade from the national spotlight, or from national controversy. In 2001, President Bush named him to co-chair the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS, a position he still holds.

Early on, the former doctor made a national reputation for himself as a die-hard right-winger.

And he has long battled what he sees as the threat to America from the “gay agenda.”

While in Congress, Coburn was one of the leaders in the fight to keep the District of Columbia from implementing its domestic partnership program, by refusing to fund it. And he fought to keep gays and lesbians in the District from being allowed to adopt children.

His staunch opposition to and constant harping against same-sex marriage have been credited by some as a pivotal reason for President George Bush’s endorsement of a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage.

Coburn is known as much for his dramatic antics as for his ultra-conservative viewpoints. When he was first elected to Congress, he lured young interns to his office with free pizza and sodas for lectures on abstinence and sexually transmitted diseases. His presentations were complete with slides of people and body parts infected with the various ailments he was railing against.

He has been equally controversial on AIDS policy and AIDS education and prevention efforts. In 1997, he proposed a bill that would have required states to have named, rather than anonymous, HIV reporting as a condition for receiving federal Medicaid money. He also authored a bill encouraging mandatory testing of infants for HIV.

He’s a staunch supporter of abstinence as the primary form of HIV/AIDS prevention, and has used his training as a doctor to undermine condom use. When he was appointed to the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS, he told Reuters his mission would be “to really talk about the science that’s out there” on HIV.

Yet despite the mountains of scientific evidence that prove condoms help prevent the spread of HIV and save lives, Coburn promptly pooh-poohed them.

“A condom will work for you and for me if we use it perfectly and use it every time,” he said. “The problem is that the majority of people just don’t use them like that.”

Just this last spring, Coburn wrote to cancel his subscription to Poz magazine, the premiere magazine on HIV and AIDS issues. His beef with the magazine literally was with beef.

For its 10th anniversary edition, Poz gathered more than 80 people with HIV and AIDS to pose in a naked group shot for the magazine’s cover. Coburn was somehow so offended by the photo that he wrote the magazine and asked he be removed immediately from the mailing list.

And according to the online magazine, at a political meeting held just last spring, Coburn warned his fellow Republicans that “the gay community has infiltrated the very centers of power in every area across this country, and they wield extreme power. (The gay) agenda is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today.”

And what could be better proof of our power and reach than the great lesbian bathroom scare in schools all across the state of Oklahoma?

TOPICS: Gardening
KEYWORDS: lesbian

1 posted on 10/14/2004 6:49:04 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

What is this crap?

2 posted on 10/14/2004 6:51:24 AM PDT by RockinRight (John Kerry is the wrong candidate, for the wrong country, at the wrong time)
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To: presidio9

Press release from Brad Carson.......

3 posted on 10/14/2004 6:53:24 AM PDT by Brett66 (Dan Rather, the most busted man in America.)
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To: RockinRight

Another reason to vote for Coburn.

4 posted on 10/14/2004 6:59:06 AM PDT by maxter (God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?" William A. Ward)
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To: presidio9


5 posted on 10/14/2004 7:00:34 AM PDT by Fintan (Oh...Am I supposed to read the article???)
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To: presidio9
The state’s new nickname will be Oklahomo!

I hate to say it but that is just plain funny.
6 posted on 10/14/2004 7:05:31 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: presidio9

GOA tried to get me to send this guy money, but I checked out his "issues" page and concluded he was a nut on practically everything but guns. Sounds like I concluded correctly.

What's with these guys that go off on wacky tangents, instead of focusing on real issues? They ought to have more important things on their minds, and instead they just run around providing fodder for silly leftist emotional-issue groups.

7 posted on 10/14/2004 10:02:11 AM PDT by GovernmentShrinker (Donate to the Swift Vets --
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