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Kerry Campaign files complaint with FEC. Demands equal time during World Series.
Shameless Humor Vanity | 10-21-04 | RWILSON99

Posted on 10/21/2004 8:19:03 PM PDT by rwilson99

Breaking News.

Kerry Campaign files for Equal Time Ruling from FEC and FEC during World Series to be held at Bush Stadium. Reccomends that Fenway Park be renamed Kerry Field. Developing.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bobsagetonfr; breakingnewsabuse; kerry
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Well... they're filing lawsuits everywhere... why not here.
1 posted on 10/21/2004 8:19:04 PM PDT by rwilson99
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Watch the howl if Bush is asked to throw out the first pitch in Fenway..I'm hoping Curt Schilling is doing some secret lobbying :-)


2 posted on 10/21/2004 8:20:27 PM PDT by WoodstockCat (DNC and John Kerry: Forgers R' Us)
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bttt


3 posted on 10/21/2004 8:20:53 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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LOL. I won't put it over them


4 posted on 10/21/2004 8:22:57 PM PDT by GeronL (John Kerry believes in a right to privacy and in gay rights............ ask "fair game" Mary Cheney)
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Putting it in Breaking News doesn't make it any funnier. Really.


5 posted on 10/21/2004 8:23:35 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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posted 10:19:04, how long before this is off the breaking news list?


6 posted on 10/21/2004 8:24:20 PM PDT by GeronL (John Kerry believes in a right to privacy and in gay rights............ ask "fair game" Mary Cheney)
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Shameless humor vanity bump!

Like the old Clinton and Hillary joke, if kerry throws the first pitch, maybe he'll mistake the words and throw terayza out on the field! (Old one, I know, but it always made ME laugh!)


7 posted on 10/21/2004 8:24:45 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Kerry says "Vote for me I have a plan" - I'm voting for Bush, 'cause he's da MAN!)
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I swear, the Mods need to hook up an electric shock button wired to all newbie keyboards.

(how ya doin'?)

8 posted on 10/21/2004 8:25:32 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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Putting it in Breaking News doesn't make it any funnier. Really.

Come on you people are wound a little to tight...

9 posted on 10/21/2004 8:25:52 PM PDT by AbramsGunnerE5
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First pitch? This poor guy can throw a baseball?

In one swing, they manage a Three-fer: Offending Bush,
Bush voters and the mentally handicapped.

Click on the pic to see the FR thread this came from.


10 posted on 10/21/2004 8:26:20 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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Kerry is also upset that everyone going to the game has to fly into Lambert Field reminding people he is out of touch with America -- and has been since at least 1953!


11 posted on 10/21/2004 8:27:49 PM PDT by Lunkhead_01
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Ballparks are named after winners. No sense naming one after Kerry and ruining that record.


12 posted on 10/21/2004 8:28:12 PM PDT by taxesareforever
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Sadly this might happen...

Patriot Paradox

13 posted on 10/21/2004 8:29:35 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000 ("If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." Thomas Paine)
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Come on you people are wound a little to tight...

I see you're new here. A silly post in Breaking News is like a funny message on your answering machine. The first time, it gives you a smile. But wade through thousands of them over a seven-year period, and you'll find they chafe a bit.

14 posted on 10/21/2004 8:30:10 PM PDT by Physicist
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You only think so because you signed up yesterday.

I've been here for four years, and you can believe me when I tell you that posting "humor" pieces in Breaking News is just about the lamest, tiredest, most overused bit of schtick in existence here.

Newbies always think it's funny. Ha. Ha. Whoopee. Yeah, had me going there. Funny. Ha.


15 posted on 10/21/2004 8:31:10 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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Ah come on, it's funny! We need a laugh now and then these days!


16 posted on 10/21/2004 8:32:49 PM PDT by ladyinred (The simple lie always conquers the more complex truth. (propaganda))
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Actually, I thought that it was pretty funny. Maybe you're jealous?


17 posted on 10/21/2004 8:33:03 PM PDT by jackbill
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But wade through thousands of them over a seven-year period, and you'll find they chafe a bit.

(smooch! :D)

18 posted on 10/21/2004 8:33:07 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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Come on you people are wound a little to tight...

I don't understand why they click on these, and if they do why they post if it bothers them so much!!!!

19 posted on 10/21/2004 8:34:03 PM PDT by ladyinred (The simple lie always conquers the more complex truth. (propaganda))
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it didn't have me going, do you not have the teasers on? you can read most of the article without clicking... its nice to have some humor in your life, all work and no play makes for a grumpy puss


20 posted on 10/21/2004 8:36:49 PM PDT by AbramsGunnerE5
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