Two inmates now vote for Bush! (Yes, this is a Vanity thread.)

Leapfrog

[Michael Goldsberry]

I was arrested Wednesday night. I missed a whole day of work and I also missed a whole day of FReepin'.

Conroe is a lovely city. Nice and windy, for those of us who wear vests. (You CHL holders know what I mean.)

During my initial interrogation, I was asked (as another detainee said something like: "ARRGHTPHTH!") if I was suicidal. My reply was: "Of course not! I'm a Republican. Only Howard Dean here thinks like that."

That statement got a round of chuckles.

Later, my fellow detainees began to question me about my views.

As you could expect, I gave it to them!

The result is: Two more (non-felon) votes for Straight Ticket GOP!

Even in jail, Our Elephant can rule.

[Michael Goldsberry]

I'm going to get ripped on this one, I think.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Big, bad, Unnngh! ping.

[1rudeboy]

Depending on exactly what you were arrested for, you might be a hero.

[San Jacinto]

I'm glad you have paid your debt to society and I hope you have learned a good lesson. Chuck Coulson has a helpful website for ex-cons if you need it.

And thanks for spreading the word.

[Michael Goldsberry]

I've yet to be convicted of anything and as I read the law, it's a Class C.

I am not among your "ex-cons", thank you.

[ProudVet77]

Getting arrested and posting about it brings new meaning to the word vanity. LOL.

[Ex-Dem]

It sounds like he was arrested for carrying a concealed firearm. That'd be my guess anyways.

[Question Liberal Authority]

OK. This weekend EVERYONE FREEP THE JAILS. Get arrested for something and convert the entire prison population to Bush by Tuesday.

[Question Liberal Authority]

And the brothels too. Have they been FReeped yet?

[Michael Goldsberry]

"It sounds like he was arrested for carrying a concealed firearm. That'd be my guess anyways."

Sorry, wrong. Valid CHL.

"Failure to Conceal" is closer to the mark.

[quantim]

Best vanity I've seen in the last five minutes. When you post your mug shot you'll be cool, until then just another vanity.

[MeekOneGOP]

Rut-Roh.

[MeekOneGOP]

And way to go snagging 2 votes for Dubya! :^D

Later, my fellow detainees began to question me about my views.

As you could expect, I gave it to them!

The result is: Two more (non-felon) votes for Straight Ticket GOP!

[SandyInSeattle]

Naughty, naughty, frog! But good job!

[Khurkris]

"Failure to Conceal" is closer to the mark."

I hate it when that happens...lol..oh well...the judge is probably an NRA lifer.."But Your Honor..I was doing a safety check, honest!"

Good luck!

[Lady Jag]

[glock rocks]

"Failure to Conceal" is closer to the mark.

Um... nevermind.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

[txroadkill]

"OK. This weekend EVERYONE FREEP THE JAILS. Get arrested for something and convert the entire prison population to Bush by Tuesday."

I'm ganna pass on that, sorry.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Sorry, wrong cut and paste....My Bad...

[txroadkill]

"Failure to Conceal" is closer to the mark.

LOL--couldn't find the head huh?
Well, when you gatta go, ya gatta go.

[church16]

WTFO??? Wrong post? More like wrong website, but I LOL'd anyway.... "Fire... heh heh heh... Fire"

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I was trying to post funny cat and i hit the ZOT key instead.

LOL I love that pic

[Michael Goldsberry]

Alas, I look nothing like this man later in his life. (But I have a better haircut!)

[quantim]

After years of being a serious reader here it was a thread just like this that made me LOL so loud I had to join.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I think I'll go freep the Chinese massage parlor.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Conceal means conceal.

[Arrowhead1952]

Thanks. Too funny...... I needed a laugh this AM.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Yup. "intent to alarm" is key.

[SittinYonder]

This weekend EVERYONE FREEP THE JAILS

If the Dems have it their way and all the felons and inmates get the vote, we're going to have to do that.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I prefer open carry!

[Michael Goldsberry]

Today I plead guilty to a crime I did not commit.

For two years, they reset this case over and over. On Monday, I was given a choice:

1. Plead guilty to a Class C misdemeanor. (It was a Class B)
2. Endure more endless resets.

Given the devastating financial cost of continuing, I chose to escape tyranny.

What a fun judicial system we have. Hanoi comes to mind.

[Fiddlstix]

I'm going to get ripped on this one, I think.

Not by me ya ain't.

[txroadkill]

For two years, they reset this case over and over. On Monday, I was given a choice:

 

1. Plead guilty to a Class C misdemeanor. (It was a Class B)
2. Endure more endless resets.

Good Grief!!! Where did this happen, you have the right to a speedy trial, if the DA was using delays and attorney expenses against you to force a conviction you have had you Constitutional rights violated. You should start looking for a civil attorney (look outside of your county who doesn't fear the DA or the courts) who will work on contingency a sue the hell out of the county.

[Salem]

You need to restore your profile page.

I was really praying for you. It may not be what you or I would call pretty, or perfect, but you are out.

I went through something like this back in July; not a legal problem, but a grinding trial just like this that left a real bad taste in my mouth, and a new definition of obediance to the One who "orders the steps of a good man." [Psalms 37:23]

[Michael Goldsberry]

You need to restore your profile page.

No can do. That's yours, as agreed.

The "collateral damage" of this situation has already been done and cannot be overcome. That's what defeated me, not this silly CHL case.

Thank you very much for your prayers.

Stay cool, Bud.

[Salem]

I contacted a retired NYPD cop I have known for years, because of a quote he used as his sig line for a number of years. I couldn't find it on any of his old emails. It came to mind because of your situation.

"... If I make no complaint of the pain it is because knights-errant are not permitted to complain of any wound, even though their bowels be coming out through it..." --Don Quixote

We can say, been there, done that.

Never surrender.